22 products
22 products
Funny dog wall prints made for real dog owners.
The Defined Dogs collection turns painfully accurate dog behaviour into giftable humour. Perfect for dog lovers, pet households and anyone shopping for a funny dog-themed gift that actually feels personal.
Each design defines agonisingly relatable dog habits into stylisy wall prints — celebrating everything from slobber and shedding to shadow-following, duvet theft and dramatic yawning. If you’ve ever looked at your dog and thought “this behaviour deserves a name”, you’re in the right place.
These prints make brilliant gifts for dog lovers because they feel personal without needing customisation. Whether you’re shopping for a Labrador owner, a small dog household, a serial shedder, or someone who hasn’t been alone since buying a puppy, there’s almost certainly a definition here that fits their dog far too well.
Perfect for:
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Birthday gifts for dog owners
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Housewarming presents for pet homes
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Christmas gifts for people obsessed with their dog
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“Saw this and thought of you” surprises
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Treats for yourself (because you deserve it)
Designed to work beautifully as standalone pieces or grouped together as a gallery wall, these prints add humour and personality to kitchens, hallways, offices and anywhere dogs already believe they are in charge.
If you’re looking for dog-themed gifts that aren’t generic, sentimental or covered in paw prints, this collection exists to solve that problem.
Browse the definitions. Find “their” dog. Try not to laugh too loudly.
Each print can also be made as an edible dog card.
Furricane Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
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Furricane – The Ideal Gift For Homes Permanently Covered In Fur
This wall print celebrates the legendary fur producers — the ones who manage to coat sofas, clothes and freshly cleaned surfaces within minutes of brushing. If you’ve ever vacuumed and immediately questioned why you bothered, this one will feel painfully familiar.
If you’re buying for someone whose house contains more dog hair than dog, this makes a gift that lands instantly.
Perfect for:
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Owners of shedding breeds
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People who buy lint rollers in bulk
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Homes where black clothing is a bold choice
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Birthdays, Christmas and “this is your life now” gifts
Designed to sit comfortably in living rooms, hallways, offices or anywhere fur tends to accumulate without permission.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints documenting the fluffy chaos of living with dogs.
Warning: may cause the owner to immediately point out visible dog hair in the room.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Cuddlivore Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
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Cuddlivore – The Perfect Gift For Dogs Who Believe Personal Space Is Optional
This wall print celebrates the relentlessly loving canine who insists on maximum contact at all times — ideally sitting on you, leaning into you, or attempting to climb inside your jumper.
If you’re buying for someone whose dog treats cuddling like a competitive sport, this gift will feel immediately accurate.
Perfect for:
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Owners of overly affectionate dogs
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People who can’t sit down without company
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Dog lovers who complain while secretly loving it
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Birthdays, housewarmings, and “this is absolutely your dog” gifts
Designed to sit comfortably in bedrooms, living rooms, offices or anywhere the dog already believes belongs to them.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints celebrating the chaotic, clingy, love-filled reality of living with dogs.
Warning: may result in the owner immediately being climbed on while reading it.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Bluffweiler Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Bluffweiler – The Perfect Gift For Dogs With Big Mouths And Small Plans
Some dogs bark.
Others deliver full-scale verbal threats while making absolutely no effort to back them up.
Bluffweiler is for those dogs.
This wall print celebrates the bold, loud, dramatically confident canine who issues grand warnings to dogs three times their size… then immediately checks if you’re still holding the lead.
If you’re buying for someone who owns a small-to-medium dog with the attitude of a lion and the physical commitment of a field mouse, this gift will land instantly.
Ideal for:
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Owners of noisy “don’t worry, he won’t actually do anything” dogs
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Small dogs with big energy
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People whose neighbours know their dog by sound alone
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Birthdays, housewarmings and gifts that say “this is painfully accurate”
Designed to raise laughs without dominating a room, this print works brilliantly in hallways, offices, kitchens and anywhere visitors might witness the behaviour in real time.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints dedicated to the wonderfully delusional reality of living with dogs.
Warning: once displayed, the owner may feel compelled to demonstrate exactly how accurate it is.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Mountweiler Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Mountweiler – The Ideal Gift For Dogs Who love to Hump
This wall print celebrates the canine with a talent for turning everyday objects into inappropriate climbing equipment. Cushions, blankets, visiting relatives — nothing is truly safe from their humping antics.
If you’re buying for someone who has ever said “sorry, he does this when he’s excited” while dragging their dog away mid-performance, this gift will feel uncomfortably accurate.
Perfect for:
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Owners of overly enthusiastic dogs
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People who tend to host upset guests
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Homes where cushions have seen too much
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Birthdays, housewarmings, and “I couldn’t not buy this for you” gifts
Designed to raise laughs without being visually loud, this print works well in living rooms, offices, hallways and anywhere the behaviour has previously occurred.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints documenting the socially awkward realities of loving dogs.
Warning: may cause the owner to immediately defend their dog’s character.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Chewcifer Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Chewcifer – The Ideal Gift For Dogs Who Treat Toys As Mortal Enemies
This wall print celebrates the canine demolition expert — the one who identifies structural weaknesses in “indestructible” toys within seconds and leaves behind small, tragic piles of stuffing.
If you’re buying for someone who has ever confidently said “this one should last a while” before watching it die immediately, this gift will feel painfully familiar.
Perfect for:
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New dog owners learning expensive lessons
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Power chewers and professional destroyers
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People with baskets full of half-toys
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Birthdays, housewarmings, and sympathy gifts for traumatised pet parents
Designed to work in living rooms, offices, kitchens or anywhere toy casualties are frequently discovered.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints documenting the daily emotional damage of loving a dog.
Warning: may encourage the owner to show you photos of the destruction.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Followhound Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Followhound – The Ideal Gift For People Who Haven’t Been Alone Since Getting A Dog
This wall print celebrates the canine shadow — the one who follows you from room to room, waits patiently outside closed doors, and considers personal space a deeply suspicious concept.
If you’re buying for someone who can’t make tea, go to the bathroom, or sit down without acquiring a companion, this gift will land immediately.
Perfect for:
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Owners of clingy, loyal dogs
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People who say “I’ll just pop upstairs” and return with a dog
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Dog lovers who haven’t walked anywhere alone in years
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Birthdays, housewarmings, and thoughtful “this is absolutely your dog” gifts
Designed to work beautifully in hallways, offices, kitchens or anywhere the dog already insists on standing directly behind someone’s legs.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a growing range of humour prints celebrating the affectionate, inconvenient and oddly comforting realities of living with dogs.
Warning: may result in the owner realising their dog is currently standing behind them.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Yawnarchist Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Yawnarchist – The Ideal Gift For Dogs Who Are Tired Of Absolutely Everything
Some dogs get tired after exercising.
Others get tired after not exercising.
Yawnarchist is for those dogs.
This wall print celebrates the canine who performs long, dramatic yawns after minimal effort. The kind of dog who sighs heavily, stretches like they’ve completed a marathon, then immediately lies back down to recover.
If you’re buying for someone whose dog treats short walks, brief standing, or mild excitement as physically exhausting events, this gift will feel painfully accurate.
Perfect for:
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Owners of famously lazy dogs
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Homes with professional nappers
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People who regularly hear exaggerated sighing
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Birthdays, housewarmings and “this is exactly your dog” gifts
Designed to sit comfortably in bedrooms, living rooms, offices or anywhere naps frequently occur.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints celebrating the wonderfully unproductive, overly dramatic realities of living with dogs.
Warning: may result in the owner immediately looking at their dog… who will probably be asleep.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Mufflegust Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Mufflegust – The Ideal Gift For Homes With “Silent But Deadly” Residents
This wall print celebrates the canine responsible for sudden, unexplained room evacuations. The kind of dog who releases something unholy, maintains full eye contact, and carries on as if nothing has happened.
If you’re buying for someone who has ever paused a film and opened three windows, this gift will feel painfully accurate.
Perfect for:
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Owners of mysteriously gassy dogs
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People who light candles “just in case”
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Homes with suspicious evening atmospheres
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Birthdays, housewarmings and gifts that cause immediate laughter
Designed to sit comfortably in living rooms, kitchens, offices or anywhere the event is most likely to occur.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints celebrating the strange, inconvenient and deeply aromatic realities of living with dogs.
Warning: may result in the owner immediately telling you about the worst one they’ve ever experienced.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Yapoleon Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Yapoleon – The Ideal Gift For Small Dogs With Big Leadership Energy
Some dogs understand their size.
Others absolutely refuse to accept it.
Yapoleon is for those dogs.
This wall print celebrates the small-but-mighty canine who believes they are personally responsible for neighbourhood security. The one who barks at dogs twice their size, patrols windows like a military operation, and carries themselves with the confidence of a general.
If you’re buying for someone whose tiny dog runs their household through volume and attitude alone, this gift will land immediately.
Perfect for:
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Owners of loud, fearless small dogs
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People whose dog believes they’re in charge
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Homes where “he thinks he’s massive” is said daily
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Birthdays, housewarmings and “this is painfully accurate” gifts
Designed to sit comfortably in living rooms, offices, hallways or anywhere the dog regularly conducts security checks.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints celebrating the bold, delusional and wildly confident personalities dogs bring into our homes.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Bedspreadian Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Bedspreadian – The Ideal Gift For People Who No Longer Control Their Own Bedding
Some people sleep in beds.
Others negotiate nightly territory agreements with a dog.
Bedspreadian is for those people.
This wall print celebrates the canine expert in duvet domination — the dog who manages to be under the covers, on the covers, beside the covers, and somehow wrapped inside them… all at the same time.
If you’re buying for someone who wakes up clinging to six inches of blanket while their dog enjoys the remaining ninety-four percent, this gift will feel uncomfortably accurate.
Perfect for:
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Dog owners who “share” a bed (against their will)
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People who wake up in strange positions
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Housewarming gifts for pet homes
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Birthdays, Christmas, and relationship-saving humour purchases
Designed to sit happily in bedrooms, hallways, living spaces or anywhere the dog regularly claims blankets or duvets as personal property.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a growing range of humour prints dedicated to the everyday realities of loving a dog while quietly losing control of your household.
Warning: may result in the owner immediately telling you how their dog somehow takes up more space than a human adult.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Slobbernaut Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Slobbernaut – The Ideal Gift For People Whose Dog Is 90% drool
This wall print celebrates the legendary slobber producers — the ones who leave mysterious wet patches on sofas, carpets, walls - some have even managed to splatter the odd ceiling.
If you’re buying for someone who owns at least one permanently moist pooch, this is the kind of gift that gets an immediate laugh and a very aggressive nod of agreement.
It’s especially good for:
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Big-mouth breed owners (Big-mouthed dogs, that is)
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New dog owners who weren’t warned
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Housewarming gifts for pet homes
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Birthdays, “saw this and thought of you” moments, and mild passive-aggressive gifting
Designed to sit happily in kitchens, hallways, offices or anywhere visitors will immediately understand the situation.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a growing range of painfully accurate dog definitions made for people who love their dogs… despite everything.
Chances are, once it’s on the wall, the owner will start explaining exactly how accurate it is. Repeatedly.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Slobbernaut Edible Dog Card
Regular price £5.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
For dogs who believe drool is a lifestyle.
Some dogs eat politely.
Others… absolutely do not.
If your dog approaches food like a full-contact sport and leaves a trail of enthusiastic slobber behind them, this card will feel uncomfortably accurate.
Our Slobbernaut edible dog birthday card celebrates the dogs who greet dinner with Olympic-level enthusiasm and treat every snack like it might be their last.
Designed to look like a proper card but made entirely for eating, it’s the perfect way to turn your dog’s birthday into a small but glorious event.
Present the card.
Take the photo.
Accept that it will be devoured immediately.
A birthday treat that actually makes sense
Instead of another toy that ends up under the sofa, this edible dog card gives you a birthday moment and a snack all in one.
It’s ideal for:
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Dogs who approach meals with extreme dedication
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Birthday celebrations for food-obsessed pups
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Funny gifts for dog lovers
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Owners who know their dog is not a “gentle eater”
Why this works as a dog birthday gift
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny and unique birthday treat for dogs
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Perfect for dogs who love food (a lot)
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Designed for birthday photos before snack time
If you're looking for a different kind of dog birthday gift — something memorable, edible and slightly ridiculous — Slobbernaut fits the bill perfectly.
Because some dogs don’t just eat.
They commit.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Bedspreadian Edible Dog Card
Regular price £5.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
For dogs who consider resting a full-time profession.
Some dogs enjoy a walk.
Others prefer to supervise life from the sofa.
If your dog treats every bed, cushion and blanket as prime real estate, this edible birthday card will feel extremely accurate.
The Bedreadian edible dog birthday card celebrates dogs who have perfected the art of strategic napping and believe comfort is a basic right.
It looks like a proper birthday card.
But it’s actually a snack.
Which means it won’t last long.
Present it proudly, take the birthday photo, then watch your dog wake up just long enough to deal with the edible part.
A birthday treat for professional loungers
Instead of another toy your dog will ignore while returning to their nap, this edible card gives them something they’ll actually appreciate.
Ideal for:
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Dogs who love beds more than walks
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Owners of champion sofa hogs
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Funny birthday gifts for dog lovers
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Dogs who believe sleep is a hobby
Why it makes a great dog birthday present
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny gift for lazy or comfort-loving dogs
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Unique birthday treat instead of a toy
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Perfect for dogs who prefer relaxing to exercising
If you're searching for a funny dog birthday gift that captures your dog’s personality perfectly, Bedreadian is a very accurate choice.
Because some dogs chase balls.
Others chase pillows.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Furricane Edible Dog Card
Regular price £5.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
For dogs who arrive like a natural disaster.
Some dogs enter a room calmly.
Others explode through it like a small, furry hurricane — toys flying, tail spinning, shedding everywhere, leaving absolute chaos in their wake.
If your dog brings unstoppable energy and fur to every situation, the Furricane edible dog birthday card might feel uncomfortably accurate.
This card celebrates the dogs who treat every day like a festival of excitement and believe birthdays should involve maximum enthusiasm.
It looks like a proper birthday card.
But it’s edible — which means the destruction phase begins immediately.
A birthday treat for high-energy dogs
Instead of another toy that will be destroyed within minutes anyway, this edible birthday card gives your dog something far more satisfying to celebrate with.
Perfect for:
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Dogs with endless energy
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Fur shedding champions
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Owners of enthusiastic chaos machines
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Funny birthday gifts for lively pups
Why dogs love it
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A fun and unique dog birthday treat
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Ideal for energetic, playful dogs
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Great for birthday photos before the chaos begins
If you're looking for a different kind of dog birthday gift, this edible card brings humour and personality to the celebration..
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Chewcifer Edible Dog Card
Regular price £5.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
For dogs who believe everything is technically chewable.
Shoes.
Chair legs.
Remote controls.
Objects you didn’t even realise existed until they were destroyed.
If your dog approaches life with the attitude that everything is a potential chew toy, the Chewcifer edible dog birthday card will feel extremely familiar.
This card celebrates the mischievous pups who bring chaos, destruction and undeniable charm into the home.
It looks like a birthday card.
But it’s edible — which means for once, when your dog chews it to pieces, they’re actually doing the right thing.
A birthday treat for delightfully naughty dogs
Instead of pretending your dog will carefully open a card, this one is designed to be destroyed immediately.
It’s perfect for:
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Dogs who chew first and ask questions later
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Owners of notorious sock thieves
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Funny birthday gifts for mischievous pups
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Dogs who treat furniture as a hobby
Why it works as a dog birthday gift
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny gift for naughty or destructive dogs
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A unique birthday treat instead of another toy
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Designed for enthusiastic chewing
If you’re searching for a funny dog birthday gift that feels painfully accurate, Chewcifer delivers.
Because some dogs don’t just celebrate birthdays.
They chew through them.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Mountweiler Edible Dog Card
Regular price £5.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
For dogs who believe personal space is optional.
Some dogs sit politely beside you.
Others climb directly on top of you with the confidence of a mountaineer reaching the summit.
If your dog is convinced they’re a lap dog despite weighing the same as a small suitcase, the Mountweiler edible dog birthday card will feel extremely relatable.
This card celebrates the dogs who think sofas, shoulders and entire humans are perfectly reasonable places to perch.
It looks like a birthday card.
But it’s edible — which means it will soon disappear, along with any dignity you had left after being sat on.
A birthday treat for oversized lap dogs
Instead of another toy destined to be flattened in seconds, this edible card gives your dog a birthday moment that actually suits their personality.
Ideal for:
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Big dogs who think they’re tiny
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Owners permanently covered in dog
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Funny birthday gifts for large breeds
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Dogs with absolutely no awareness of their size
Why it makes a brilliant dog birthday present
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny gift for big dogs with big personalities
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A unique birthday treat instead of another toy
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Perfect for dogs who enjoy sitting on their humans
If you’re looking for a funny dog birthday gift that captures life with a large dog perfectly, Mountweiler hits the mark.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Followhound Edible Dog Card
Regular price £5.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
For dogs who believe supervision is a full-time job.
Kitchen? They’re there.
Bathroom? Already waiting.
Standing up for no reason? They’re involved.
If your dog treats every movement you make as a group activity, the Followhound edible dog birthday card will feel very familiar.
This card celebrates the dogs who refuse to miss a single moment of your life and believe personal space is more of a suggestion than a rule.
It looks like a birthday card.
But it’s edible — so after the obligatory birthday photo, your dog can reward themselves for another year of excellent supervision.
A birthday treat for loyal shadows
Instead of another toy that gets ignored while they trail behind you, this edible birthday card gives your dog something they’ll genuinely appreciate.
Perfect for:
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Dogs who follow you from room to room
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Velcro dogs who never leave your side
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Owners with permanent canine shadows
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Funny birthday gifts for loyal pups
Why this works as a dog birthday gift
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny gift for loyal, clingy dogs
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A unique dog birthday treat instead of another toy
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Ideal for dogs who believe they’re part of every activity
If you’re looking for a unique dog birthday gift that perfectly sums up life with a loyal companion, Followhound says it all.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Mufflegust Edible Dog Card
Regular price £5.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
For dogs who create... an atmosphere.
Every household has one.
The dog who stretches, settles down beside you… and suddenly the room becomes a very potent place.
No warning.
No sound.
Just consequences.
If your dog has a mysterious ability to alter the air quality without anyone noticing until it’s too late, the Mufflegust edible dog birthday card will feel painfully accurate.
This card celebrates the dogs whose talents are both invisible and unforgettable.
It looks like a birthday card.
But it’s edible — meaning the only thing disappearing faster than the card is everyone else from the room.
A birthday treat for dogs with hidden powers
Instead of another toy that will be ignored within minutes, this edible birthday card gives your dog something they’ll happily destroy while the rest of the household recovers.
Perfect for:
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Dogs with suspicious digestive superpowers
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Owners familiar with the phrase “was that you?”
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Funny gifts for dog lovers
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Dogs who clear a room without barking
Why it makes a great dog birthday gift
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny and unique dog birthday treat
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Perfect for dogs with big personalities (and bigger… presence)
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Ideal for birthday photos before the snack disappears
If you're looking for a funny dog birthday gift that perfectly captures your dog’s personality, Mufflegust delivers.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Yawnarchist Edible Dog Card
Regular price £5.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
For dogs who believe naps are a way of life.
Some dogs chase balls.
Others strongly believe in conserving energy for more important activities… like yawning, stretching and returning to sleep.
If your dog approaches life with a calm disregard for urgency and treats every soft surface like an invitation to nap, the Yawnarchist edible dog birthday card will feel very accurate.
This card celebrates the dogs who reject unnecessary effort and have perfected the fine art of doing absolutely nothing.
It looks like a birthday card.
But it’s edible — which means your dog will happily wake up long enough to eat it before returning to their main hobby.
A birthday treat for dogs who prefer the quiet life
Instead of another toy that will require actual effort, this edible card gives your dog something they can enjoy with minimal movement.
Perfect for:
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Sleepy dogs
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Dogs who nap professionally
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Owners of relaxed, laid-back pups
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Funny birthday gifts for chilled dogs
Why it works as a dog birthday present
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny gift for calm or sleepy dogs
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A unique birthday treat instead of another toy
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Ideal for dogs who prefer lounging to running
If you’re looking for a funny dog birthday gift that perfectly sums up your dog’s relaxed attitude to life, Yawnarchist says it all.
Because some dogs don’t chase excitement.
They nap through it.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Cuddlivore Edible Dog Card
Regular price £5.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
For dogs who believe affection should be constant.
Some dogs show love occasionally.
Others make it their full-time mission.
If your dog greets you like you’ve been gone for a year, insists on sitting as close as physically possible and treats every sofa moment as a cuddle opportunity, the Cuddlivore edible dog birthday card will feel extremely familiar.
This card celebrates the dogs whose favourite activity is being as close to their humans as possible.
It looks like a birthday card.
But it’s edible — so after the hugs, the licking and the enthusiastic tail wagging, there’s also a birthday snack involved.
A birthday treat for affectionate dogs
Instead of another toy that gets ignored in favour of human company, this edible card gives your dog something they’ll enjoy between cuddle sessions.
Perfect for:
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Cuddly dogs
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Affectionate companion pups
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Owners with permanently attached shadows
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Funny birthday gifts for loving dogs
Why it makes a great dog birthday gift
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny gift for affectionate dogs
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A unique birthday treat instead of another toy
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Ideal for dogs who believe personal space is optional
If you're searching for a funny dog birthday gift that perfectly captures your dog’s affectionate personality, Cuddlivore fits beautifully.
Because some dogs don’t just love you.
They attach themselves to you.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Yapoleon Edible Dog Card
Regular price £5.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
For small dogs who believe leadership is their destiny.
Some dogs are quiet observers.
Others patrol the house, the street and the entire neighbourhood like tiny commanders with something to prove.
If your dog weighs about the same as a loaf of bread but somehow controls the household through confidence and enthusiastic commentary, the Yapoleon edible dog birthday card will feel extremely accurate.
This card celebrates the small dogs who think they’re in charge — and honestly, might be.
It looks like a birthday card.
But it’s edible — meaning your dog can celebrate their big day in the most appropriate way possible: loudly and with snacks.
A birthday treat for dogs with very big opinions
Instead of another toy that gets abandoned after five minutes, this edible card gives your dog something they’ll immediately approve of.
Perfect for:
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Small dogs with big personalities
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Dogs who take neighbourhood security very seriously
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Owners of confident little pups
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Funny birthday gifts for loud dogs
Why it makes a brilliant dog birthday gift
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny gift for small but mighty dogs
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A unique dog birthday treat instead of another toy
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Ideal for dogs who think they run the house
If you're looking for a funny dog birthday gift that perfectly captures your dog’s fearless attitude, Yapoleon delivers.
Because some dogs don’t need to be big to be in charge.
They just need to be loud.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Bluffweiler Edible Dog Card
Regular price £5.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
For dogs who talk a big game.
Every neighbourhood has one.
The dog who announces visitors like a security alarm, patrols the window with determination and sounds extremely convincing about the whole “guard dog” situation.
And then immediately asks for belly rubs.
If your dog likes to pretend they’re in charge of security but melts the moment attention is offered, the Bluffweiler edible dog birthday card will feel very familiar.
This card celebrates the dogs who put on a tough act but are secretly soft as anything.
It looks like a birthday card.
But it’s edible — which means your dog gets to celebrate the best way they know how: loudly, proudly and with snacks.
A birthday treat for dramatic protectors
Instead of another toy that gets ignored, this edible birthday card gives your dog something they’ll happily demolish after a successful day of guarding absolutely nothing.
Perfect for:
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Dogs who bark at the doorbell
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Pups who pretend to be fearless
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Owners of dramatic but lovable watchdogs
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Funny birthday gifts for protective dogs
Why it makes a great dog birthday present
-
Fully edible dog birthday card
-
A funny gift for dramatic guard dogs
-
A unique birthday treat instead of another toy
-
Ideal for dogs who bark first and cuddle later
If you're searching for a funny dog birthday gift that perfectly captures your dog’s personality, Bluffweiler says it all.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
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