January has to be the grimmest month of the entire year.
We're all really just getting over whatever it was we over-did at Christmas and just to add to the misery, it's going to be cold and dark.. It's always dark.
You have to admit, it takes an extra special kind of superstar dog to see the bright side of January... Therefore, we dedicated this tasty edible treat to those dogs who know how to party... or Pawty.
They're what's keeping us all going, those loveably little party animals.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
The perfect doggy birthday card, thats also a tasty treat, this September birthday card celebrates all those autumnal dogs who were born in this month.
The weather might be getting a bit grim, but your precious pooch will be full of the joys of spring when they receive the is tasty little treat.
The message of this card is more of an instruction to the dog owners who mistakenly thought that a birthday is just one day of the month. For September dogs birthdays actually last the entire month. Make sure you don't get that wrong.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
Well, the truth is out. It's time to acknowledge something your whole family already knows. Give your fur baby the gift they truly deserve. Let them know that they are your favourite child after all.
This tasty dog treat is the perfect gift for the dog who is the absolute darling of the family.
Suitable for any doggy celebration, this card is best served by the other children that aren't actually the favourites.
Please note - If you are one of those lesser loved children, this is actually the best gift you can get the dog, just to indirectly show the parents how you feel about the whole family status quo.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
Personalise your beloved furry friend's special day with our customizable Gotcha Day card. Add their name on the front and pair it with one of our dog-friendly edible ink pens for a sweet message on the back.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
For the August fur babies, this edible dog treat is the perfect gift for a summer birthday celebration.
For those that we lucky enough to be summer pooches, this card encapsulates all the heat and sunshine of summer (even if the weather doesn't).
With the clear message, aimed at all dogs that were born in other months, this card states that, in fact, "The best dogs are born in August". So not only is it fun and edible, it's also factual.
That's what all August dogs will tell you, anyway.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
This edible card is a tasty little treat that can be a thoughtful birthday gift idea for dogs that are celebrating in July.
You can (and should) reserve the entire month of your dog's birthday to celebrate them, so while you're doing that, this potato based card has you covered.
Also, if you're one of those (useless) parents who is rubbish with getting birth dates right, well this is a kind of catch all card that makes you almost look a bit thoughtful afterall.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
Say Happy Birthday to the best dog ever with this tasty edible card. Don't just say it - give them a treat they'll never forget! This card is perfect for all dog lovers, with a delicious bacon flavor that will have their tails wagging with joy!
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
We all know that there can be times where our precious pooches drive us clean round the bend.
Weirdly, when a human does your head in, they're just annoying... But when a dog does it... It's kind of endearing and pretty much makes you love them even more.
So to celebrate the general madness that is loving a dog, we made this You're Bacon Me Crazy edible.
This card is bacon flavoured - obviously.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
If you didn’t already know, one human year is the equivalent to seven doggy years.
So when you think your pooch is a playful and sprightly two year old, they are actually a moody teenager.
When they're three, you can give them the key to the door (don't actually do that).
When they're 5, they'll be in their mid 30s and probably wanting to take out a gym membership... Or just a run around the park might do.
When they're 7... They're actually 49 and probably well into some kind of doggy midlife crisis where they want a complete lifestyle change... maybe they start acting like a cat all of a sudden?
Whatever their age, always remember to times it by seven... It could make their crazy dog actions make a lot more sense.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
PLEASE NOTE We only process orders Monday-Friday.
Cecelia Hammond
Scoffachops
As yet, this lot are still under the Xmas tree, but if the sniffing and wagging is anything to go by, they will be scoffed as excitedly as previous ones. !
Chicken Twice Christmas Card Chicken Flavour
Jackie Tancred
Brilliant and Quirky Gift
I bought these cards for my friends who have dogs for Christmas. They were so well received by both humans and dogs! They and I loved them so quirky
Friends for Life Bacon card
Z Dodd
Better than expected
Ordered 3 personalised cards and they certainly didn't disappoint! The quality of the card and envelope is fantastic, better than some human cards you can buy! I haven't given them to the recipients yet but I'm sure they will go down a treat. Thank you for such a genuineness idea. Will definitely be buying from you again
Personalised Edible Christmas Card
Rosie
love it ❤️
Love this idea & Kenzie will too on her birthday. Smells good enough to eat!❤️🎄🐶
December Birthday Bacon Card
Adair Todman
Satisfied birthday boy
Atlas the springer spaniel enjoyed eating his bacon birthday card. His mum said "This is great because he loves eating cards and this is one he's actually supposed to eat." :)