Yapoleon – The Ideal Gift For Small Dogs With Big Leadership Energy
Some dogs understand their size.
Others absolutely refuse to accept it.
Yapoleon is for those dogs.
This wall print celebrates the small-but-mighty canine who believes they are personally responsible for neighbourhood security. The one who barks at dogs twice their size, patrols windows like a military operation, and carries themselves with the confidence of a general.
If you’re buying for someone whose tiny dog runs their household through volume and attitude alone, this gift will land immediately.
Perfect for:
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Owners of loud, fearless small dogs
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People whose dog believes they’re in charge
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Homes where “he thinks he’s massive” is said daily
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Birthdays, housewarmings and “this is painfully accurate” gifts
Designed to sit comfortably in living rooms, offices, hallways or anywhere the dog regularly conducts security checks.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints celebrating the bold, delusional and wildly confident personalities dogs bring into our homes.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
