Dog Card & Edible Pen Sets

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Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card
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£7.00
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Dear Dog Christmas Edible Dog & Pen Set - Christmas Dog Gift Card
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Paw-trait Draw Your Own Christmas Dog Edible Dog Card & Pen Set (Bacon)
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🐶 Cards worth chewing over… now with edible ink pens! ✍️
Say hello to our brilliantly bonkers Card & Pen Bundles – each one pairs a hilarious edible dog card with a matching flavour edible ink pen. Yes, really. 🖊️+🍖=🐾

Whether it’s a 🎂 birthday, 🎉 Gotcha Day, or just a 🐾 “your dog’s better than most people” moment, we’ve got the goods.

Perfect for:

  • 🎈 Funny dog birthday cards

  • 💌 Greeting cards from the dog

  • 🦴 Personalised edible dog cards

  • 🐕 Gifts for dog lovers & pet parents

  • ✨ Unique dog stationery (because why not?)

✅ Why Scoff Paper?

  • ✔️ 100% edible, flavour-packed dog cards (bacon, chicken, cheese & more)

  • ✔️ Grain-free, rawhide-free, guilt-free 🐾

  • ✔️ Edible ink pens – write it, then scoff it ✍️🍴

  • ✔️ Handmade in the UK 🇬🇧

  • ✔️ A gift and a treat in one – dogs love ’em ❤️

Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card
Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card
Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card
Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card
Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card
Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card
Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card
Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card
Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card
Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card
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Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card

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Dear… Happy Birthday. You’re such a … – Edible Birthday Card & Pen Set
For those who like their birthday cards like their humour: dry, direct, and a bit cheeky. 🎂🐾✍️

This edible card set lets you get personal — or brutally honest — by filling in the blanks: “Dear… Happy Birthday. You’re such a …” What comes next is up to you.

Fancy funny? Try “fluffernutter,” “goodest boy/girl,” or “professional napper.” Feeling cheeky? How about “mischief magnet,” “serial sock thief,” or “crumbs on the couch connoisseur”?

The set comes with a dog-safe edible ink pen so you can scribble your masterpiece before letting the birthday pup devour their card (and your wit).

Perfect for dog owners who appreciate a laugh, birthday mischief-makers, or anyone who wants to turn “Happy Birthday” into an occasion worth sniffing.

🐾 Includes edible card and dog-safe pen. Serious scoffing, zero sugar-coating.

 

Crunchy facts about our edible cards

Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.

🥔 Ingredients

  • 🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)

  • 💧 A splash of water

  • 🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings

  • 🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)

  • 🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil

📊 Nutritional Bits

  • 🌱 100% vegan-friendly

  • 🚫 Gluten-free

  • 🚫 Grain-free

  • 🚫 Wheat-free

  • 🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)

That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.

 

📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.

⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.

📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.

🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.