Mountweiler – The Ideal Gift For Dogs Who love to Hump
This wall print celebrates the canine with a talent for turning everyday objects into inappropriate climbing equipment. Cushions, blankets, visiting relatives — nothing is truly safe from their humping antics.
If you’re buying for someone who has ever said “sorry, he does this when he’s excited” while dragging their dog away mid-performance, this gift will feel uncomfortably accurate.
Perfect for:
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Owners of overly enthusiastic dogs
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People who tend to host upset guests
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Homes where cushions have seen too much
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Birthdays, housewarmings, and “I couldn’t not buy this for you” gifts
Designed to raise laughs without being visually loud, this print works well in living rooms, offices, hallways and anywhere the behaviour has previously occurred.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints documenting the socially awkward realities of loving dogs.
Warning: may cause the owner to immediately defend their dog’s character.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
