23 products
23 products
Scoff Paper’s wall art collection is made for people who love dogs, live with dogs, and quietly accept that their home now belongs to one.
From painfully accurate dog humour to bold, playful designs, these prints are created to make dog lovers laugh, nod in agreement, and immediately think of at least three people they could buy one for.
They make brilliant gifts for birthdays, housewarmings, Christmas and “I saw this and thought of you” moments — and they work just as well when you’re treating yourself to something that actually reflects your life.
Every design is created to stand alone or mix together into a wall of dog-loving chaos.
And if you want to make your gift even better, many prints can also be turned into matching Scoff Paper edible cards — so the human gets the artwork, and the dog gets something they can actually eat.
Virgo dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Virgo Dog Zodiac Print (August 23 – September 22)
If your dog was born between August 23 and September 22, they officially fall under Virgo — which is exactly the kind of detail that deserves to be neatly displayed on the wall.
This personalised Virgo dog zodiac print lets you turn your dog’s star sign into custom wall art that feels intentional, considered and strangely satisfying. Add your dog’s name and suddenly it becomes a proper personalised piece rather than “just another dog thing”.
It’s a brilliant choice for gifting when you want something thoughtful without going overly sentimental.
Great for:
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Dog birthdays and gotcha days
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Friends who love personalised presents
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Pet parents who enjoy being prepared
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People who label their dog’s belongings
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Anyone who appreciates a gift that feels well thought out
Designed to look great in living rooms, bedrooms, home offices and anywhere your dog already has a designated spot.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — personalised star sign prints created for people who enjoy celebrating their dogs with just a touch of organisation.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Sagittarius dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Sagittarius Dog Zodiac Print (November 22 – December 21)
If your dog was born between November 22 and December 21, they officially qualify as a Sagittarius — which feels like important information that deserves more recognition than a note in your phone.
This personalised Sagittarius dog zodiac print turns your dog’s birthday into a piece of wall art that feels playful, thoughtful and gift-ready. Add your dog’s name and it instantly becomes something personal rather than “just another dog decoration”.
It’s a great option when you want a present that feels specific to the dog, not generic to pets in general.
Perfect for:
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Dog birthdays and gotcha days
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Friends who love personalised gifts
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Pet owners who enjoy decorating with personality
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Dog households that already own too many leads
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People who want something fun without being cheesy
Designed to work well in living rooms, hallways, home offices and dog-friendly spaces without dominating the room.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — personalised star sign prints created for dog lovers who enjoy celebrating their pets in slightly unnecessary but very enjoyable ways.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Scorpio dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Scorpio Dog Zodiac Print (October 23 – November 21)
If your dog was born between October 23 and November 21, they officially fall under Scorpio — which already sounds dramatic enough to justify its own piece of wall art.
This personalised Scorpio dog zodiac print turns your dog’s star sign into something bold, giftable and strangely powerful-looking once their name is added. It’s the sort of present that feels deliberate, not last-minute — even if you absolutely bought it at midnight.
Perfect for gifting when you want something that stands out from the usual pet presents.
Great for:
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Dog birthdays and gotcha days
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Astrology-loving pet owners
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Friends who enjoy statement wall art
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People who refer to their dog as “intense” (affectionately)
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Anyone who likes their gifts to feel a little extra
Designed to work beautifully in living rooms, bedrooms, home offices and anywhere your dog already commands attention.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — personalised star sign prints created for people who believe their dog deserves their own category of decor.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Libra dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Libra Dog Zodiac Wall Print (September 23 – October 22)
If your dog was born between September 23 and October 22, this Libra zodiac print is your excuse to combine dog obsession with interior decor.
Personalised with your dog’s name, this design turns their star sign into something that feels intentional, giftable and surprisingly stylish for something that is, fundamentally, about a dog.
It’s ideal for people who want dog-themed decor that feels grown-up enough to live on the wall — but still fun enough to make visitors smile.
Great for gifting to:
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Dog owners who care about how their home looks
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Friends who love personalised presents
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New pet parents decorating their space
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Housewarming gifts for dog households
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Anyone who wants “dog art” without paw prints everywhere
Designed to sit comfortably in living rooms, bedrooms, home offices and hallway spaces without overpowering the room.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — personalised star sign prints created for dog lovers who enjoy mixing personality with home style.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Capricorn dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Capricorn Dog Zodiac Print (December 22 – January 19)
If your dog was born between December 22 and January 19, congratulations — they are officially a Capricorn. Which sounds important. And therefore deserves to be framed.
This personalised Capricorn dog zodiac print turns your dog’s star sign into something that feels oddly formal, mildly ridiculous, and very giftable. Add your dog’s name and suddenly it looks less like decor and more like an official document confirming your dog’s significance.
It’s a great choice for gift buyers who want something personalised without being overly sentimental or predictable.
Ideal for:
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Dog birthdays and gotcha days
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Friends who love thoughtful but funny gifts
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Pet owners who enjoy “proper” looking wall art
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People who insist their dog has a full identity
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Anyone bored of buying candles
Designed to sit comfortably in living rooms, home offices, hallways and dog-friendly spaces without overpowering the room.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — personalised star sign prints made for people who believe their dog deserves recognition in framed form.
Add your dog’s name, select Capricorn, and we’ll personalise it for you.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Cancer dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Cancer Dog Zodiac Print (June 21 – July 22)
If your dog was born between June 21 and July 22, they qualify as a Cancer — and yes, this information deserves a permanent place on your wall.
This personalised Cancer dog zodiac print is made using your dog’s name, turning their birthday into something that feels meaningful, giftable, and emotional (but in a good way).
It’s the kind of present that works perfectly for dog owners who treat milestones like major life events and refer to their pet as part of the family. Because… they are.
Great for:
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Dog birthdays and gotcha day anniversaries
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New puppy owners
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Dog mums, dog dads and fully committed pet parents
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Friends who celebrate their dog harder than their own birthday
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Thoughtful “I actually put effort into this” gifts
Designed to look great in living rooms, bedrooms, home offices and anywhere your dog already considers themselves a permanent resident.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — personalised star sign prints created for people who unapologetically love their dogs a lot.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Gemini dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Gemini Dog Star Sign Print (May 21 – June 20)
If your dog was born between May 21 and June 20, welcome to Gemini territory — and yes, this is now officially wall-worthy information.
This personalised Gemini dog star sign print lets you turn your dog’s birthday into a piece of custom home decor that feels fun, thoughtful, and just the right amount of extra. Add your dog’s name and suddenly it becomes a personalised keepsake rather than “just another dog thing”.
It’s especially good for gifting when you want something that feels specific to the dog, not generic to “any pet”.
Ideal for:
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Dog birthdays and gotcha day celebrations
-
Friends who love astrology but love their dog more
-
Pet owners who already have enough toys and treats
-
Gift buyers who want something different from the usual dog presents
Designed to sit comfortably in living rooms, bedrooms, offices and dog-friendly spaces without overpowering the room.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — personalised star sign wall art created for people who enjoy celebrating their dogs in mildly unnecessary but very enjoyable ways.
Choose Gemini, add your dog’s name and we’ll personalise it for you.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Taurus dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Taurus Dog Zodiac Wall Print (April 20 – May 20)
If your dog was born between April 20 and May 20, this Taurus zodiac print gives you a very valid excuse to add more dog-related decor to your home.
Personalised with your dog’s name, this design turns a star sign into something uniquely theirs — part gift, part statement piece, part “yes, I am absolutely this obsessed with my dog”.
It’s ideal when you want to buy something that feels personal without going down the predictable pet present route.
Great for gifting to:
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Dog owners celebrating birthdays or gotcha days
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Friends who love astrology and dogs in equal measure
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Pet parents who enjoy custom home decor
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People who don’t need another mug but definitely need this
Designed to work nicely in living rooms, bedrooms, offices and dog-friendly spaces without overwhelming the room.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac range — personalised star sign prints created for people who fully accept that dogs deserve custom artwork.
Add your dog’s name, select Taurus, and we’ll personalise it for you.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Aries dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Aries Dog Zodiac Print (March 21 – April 19)
If your dog was born between March 21 and April 19, it’s time to make it official: they’re an Aries.
And yes — people absolutely need to know.
This personalised Aries dog zodiac print lets you turn your dog’s star sign into a piece of wall art that feels both ridiculous and strangely important. Add your dog’s name and suddenly it’s no longer “a print”… it’s a declaration.
Ideal for gifting when you want something that feels custom, thoughtful, and guaranteed to get a laugh.
Great for:
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Dog birthdays and gotcha days
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Proud dog parents who overshare
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Astrology fans with pets
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Friends who introduce their dog before themselves
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Anyone who enjoys mildly unnecessary personalisation
Designed to slot neatly into living rooms, bedrooms, home offices and dog-friendly spaces without screaming novelty gift.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — personalised prints made for people who believe their dog deserves official recognition.
Add your dog’s name, choose Aries, and let the wall do the talking.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Pisces dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Pisces Dog Zodiac Print (February 19 – March 20)
If your dog was born between February 19 and March 20, they officially fall under Pisces — and yes, that absolutely qualifies them for personalised wall art.
This Pisces dog zodiac print is customised with your dog’s name, turning their birthday into something far more exciting than another generic pet present. It’s playful, personal, and exactly the sort of thing dog people pretend they don’t need… and then immediately hang up.
A great choice when you want a gift that feels considered without being overly serious.
Perfect for:
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Pisces dogs and their proud humans
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Dog birthdays and gotcha days
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Astrology fans with pets
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Friends who talk about their dog like it’s a full-time personality
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People who already own too many dog photos
Designed to look good in living rooms, bedrooms, offices and anywhere your dog has already claimed emotional ownership.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — personalised star sign prints made for people who believe dogs deserve the same level of attention as everyone else.
Add your dog’s name, select Pisces, and we’ll take it from there.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Aquarius dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Aquarius Dog Zodiac Print (January 20 – February 18)
If your dog arrived between January 20 and February 18, congratulations — you officially own an Aquarius.
Which means this personalised zodiac print now belongs on your wall.
This Aquarius dog print is customised with your dog’s name, turning their birthday into something far more interesting than another generic pet gift. It’s personal, playful, and exactly the sort of thing dog people secretly love receiving.
Ideal for gifting when you want something that feels thoughtful without being overly serious.
Works brilliantly for:
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Dog birthdays and gotcha days
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Friends who treat their dog like a personality brand
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Astrology fans with pets
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“I didn’t know what to get you but this is perfect” moments
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Dog owners who already have too many cushions
Designed to slot easily into living rooms, bedrooms, home offices and dog-friendly spaces without screaming “novelty item”.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — personalised prints made for people who fully accept that their dog deserves custom wall art.
Add your dog’s name, choose Aquarius, and we’ll handle the rest.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Leo dog Personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Personalised Leo Dog Zodiac Print
(July 23 – August 22)
Yes — your dog is a Leo.
And yes — this absolutely deserves to be on the wall.
This personalised Leo dog zodiac print is customised with your dog’s name, turning their star sign into a funny, feel-good piece of wall art made just for them.
It’s the kind of gift that feels oddly specific in the best possible way. Whether it’s for a birthday, gotcha day or “I saw this and immediately thought of your dog” moment, Leo zodiac prints tend to land with instant recognition and immediate approval.
Perfect for:
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Leo dogs and the humans who love them
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Dog birthdays and gotcha days
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Astrology fans with pets
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Proud dog parents who enjoy mildly unnecessary personalisation
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Gift buyers who want something different from the usual pet stuff
Designed to sit happily in living rooms, bedrooms, home offices and any space your dog already believes belongs to them.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — a series of personalised prints celebrating dogs through their star signs, names included.
Simply enter your dog’s name, select Leo, and we’ll personalise the design for you.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Yawnarchist Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
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Yawnarchist – The Ideal Gift For Dogs Who Are Tired Of Absolutely Everything
Some dogs get tired after exercising.
Others get tired after not exercising.
Yawnarchist is for those dogs.
This wall print celebrates the canine who performs long, dramatic yawns after minimal effort. The kind of dog who sighs heavily, stretches like they’ve completed a marathon, then immediately lies back down to recover.
If you’re buying for someone whose dog treats short walks, brief standing, or mild excitement as physically exhausting events, this gift will feel painfully accurate.
Perfect for:
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Owners of famously lazy dogs
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Homes with professional nappers
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People who regularly hear exaggerated sighing
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Birthdays, housewarmings and “this is exactly your dog” gifts
Designed to sit comfortably in bedrooms, living rooms, offices or anywhere naps frequently occur.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints celebrating the wonderfully unproductive, overly dramatic realities of living with dogs.
Warning: may result in the owner immediately looking at their dog… who will probably be asleep.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Yapoleon Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
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Yapoleon – The Ideal Gift For Small Dogs With Big Leadership Energy
Some dogs understand their size.
Others absolutely refuse to accept it.
Yapoleon is for those dogs.
This wall print celebrates the small-but-mighty canine who believes they are personally responsible for neighbourhood security. The one who barks at dogs twice their size, patrols windows like a military operation, and carries themselves with the confidence of a general.
If you’re buying for someone whose tiny dog runs their household through volume and attitude alone, this gift will land immediately.
Perfect for:
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Owners of loud, fearless small dogs
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People whose dog believes they’re in charge
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Homes where “he thinks he’s massive” is said daily
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Birthdays, housewarmings and “this is painfully accurate” gifts
Designed to sit comfortably in living rooms, offices, hallways or anywhere the dog regularly conducts security checks.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints celebrating the bold, delusional and wildly confident personalities dogs bring into our homes.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Mufflegust Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
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Mufflegust – The Ideal Gift For Homes With “Silent But Deadly” Residents
This wall print celebrates the canine responsible for sudden, unexplained room evacuations. The kind of dog who releases something unholy, maintains full eye contact, and carries on as if nothing has happened.
If you’re buying for someone who has ever paused a film and opened three windows, this gift will feel painfully accurate.
Perfect for:
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Owners of mysteriously gassy dogs
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People who light candles “just in case”
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Homes with suspicious evening atmospheres
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Birthdays, housewarmings and gifts that cause immediate laughter
Designed to sit comfortably in living rooms, kitchens, offices or anywhere the event is most likely to occur.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints celebrating the strange, inconvenient and deeply aromatic realities of living with dogs.
Warning: may result in the owner immediately telling you about the worst one they’ve ever experienced.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Mountweiler Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
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Mountweiler – The Ideal Gift For Dogs Who love to Hump
This wall print celebrates the canine with a talent for turning everyday objects into inappropriate climbing equipment. Cushions, blankets, visiting relatives — nothing is truly safe from their humping antics.
If you’re buying for someone who has ever said “sorry, he does this when he’s excited” while dragging their dog away mid-performance, this gift will feel uncomfortably accurate.
Perfect for:
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Owners of overly enthusiastic dogs
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People who tend to host upset guests
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Homes where cushions have seen too much
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Birthdays, housewarmings, and “I couldn’t not buy this for you” gifts
Designed to raise laughs without being visually loud, this print works well in living rooms, offices, hallways and anywhere the behaviour has previously occurred.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints documenting the socially awkward realities of loving dogs.
Warning: may cause the owner to immediately defend their dog’s character.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Furricane Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
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Furricane – The Ideal Gift For Homes Permanently Covered In Fur
This wall print celebrates the legendary fur producers — the ones who manage to coat sofas, clothes and freshly cleaned surfaces within minutes of brushing. If you’ve ever vacuumed and immediately questioned why you bothered, this one will feel painfully familiar.
If you’re buying for someone whose house contains more dog hair than dog, this makes a gift that lands instantly.
Perfect for:
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Owners of shedding breeds
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People who buy lint rollers in bulk
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Homes where black clothing is a bold choice
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Birthdays, Christmas and “this is your life now” gifts
Designed to sit comfortably in living rooms, hallways, offices or anywhere fur tends to accumulate without permission.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints documenting the fluffy chaos of living with dogs.
Warning: may cause the owner to immediately point out visible dog hair in the room.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Slobbernaut Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
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Slobbernaut – The Ideal Gift For People Whose Dog Is 90% drool
This wall print celebrates the legendary slobber producers — the ones who leave mysterious wet patches on sofas, carpets, walls - some have even managed to splatter the odd ceiling.
If you’re buying for someone who owns at least one permanently moist pooch, this is the kind of gift that gets an immediate laugh and a very aggressive nod of agreement.
It’s especially good for:
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Big-mouth breed owners (Big-mouthed dogs, that is)
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New dog owners who weren’t warned
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Housewarming gifts for pet homes
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Birthdays, “saw this and thought of you” moments, and mild passive-aggressive gifting
Designed to sit happily in kitchens, hallways, offices or anywhere visitors will immediately understand the situation.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a growing range of painfully accurate dog definitions made for people who love their dogs… despite everything.
Chances are, once it’s on the wall, the owner will start explaining exactly how accurate it is. Repeatedly.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Followhound Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
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Followhound – The Ideal Gift For People Who Haven’t Been Alone Since Getting A Dog
This wall print celebrates the canine shadow — the one who follows you from room to room, waits patiently outside closed doors, and considers personal space a deeply suspicious concept.
If you’re buying for someone who can’t make tea, go to the bathroom, or sit down without acquiring a companion, this gift will land immediately.
Perfect for:
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Owners of clingy, loyal dogs
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People who say “I’ll just pop upstairs” and return with a dog
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Dog lovers who haven’t walked anywhere alone in years
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Birthdays, housewarmings, and thoughtful “this is absolutely your dog” gifts
Designed to work beautifully in hallways, offices, kitchens or anywhere the dog already insists on standing directly behind someone’s legs.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a growing range of humour prints celebrating the affectionate, inconvenient and oddly comforting realities of living with dogs.
Warning: may result in the owner realising their dog is currently standing behind them.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Cuddlivore Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
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Cuddlivore – The Perfect Gift For Dogs Who Believe Personal Space Is Optional
This wall print celebrates the relentlessly loving canine who insists on maximum contact at all times — ideally sitting on you, leaning into you, or attempting to climb inside your jumper.
If you’re buying for someone whose dog treats cuddling like a competitive sport, this gift will feel immediately accurate.
Perfect for:
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Owners of overly affectionate dogs
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People who can’t sit down without company
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Dog lovers who complain while secretly loving it
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Birthdays, housewarmings, and “this is absolutely your dog” gifts
Designed to sit comfortably in bedrooms, living rooms, offices or anywhere the dog already believes belongs to them.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints celebrating the chaotic, clingy, love-filled reality of living with dogs.
Warning: may result in the owner immediately being climbed on while reading it.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Chewcifer Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
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Chewcifer – The Ideal Gift For Dogs Who Treat Toys As Mortal Enemies
This wall print celebrates the canine demolition expert — the one who identifies structural weaknesses in “indestructible” toys within seconds and leaves behind small, tragic piles of stuffing.
If you’re buying for someone who has ever confidently said “this one should last a while” before watching it die immediately, this gift will feel painfully familiar.
Perfect for:
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New dog owners learning expensive lessons
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Power chewers and professional destroyers
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People with baskets full of half-toys
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Birthdays, housewarmings, and sympathy gifts for traumatised pet parents
Designed to work in living rooms, offices, kitchens or anywhere toy casualties are frequently discovered.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints documenting the daily emotional damage of loving a dog.
Warning: may encourage the owner to show you photos of the destruction.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Bluffweiler Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Bluffweiler – The Perfect Gift For Dogs With Big Mouths And Small Plans
Some dogs bark.
Others deliver full-scale verbal threats while making absolutely no effort to back them up.
Bluffweiler is for those dogs.
This wall print celebrates the bold, loud, dramatically confident canine who issues grand warnings to dogs three times their size… then immediately checks if you’re still holding the lead.
If you’re buying for someone who owns a small-to-medium dog with the attitude of a lion and the physical commitment of a field mouse, this gift will land instantly.
Ideal for:
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Owners of noisy “don’t worry, he won’t actually do anything” dogs
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Small dogs with big energy
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People whose neighbours know their dog by sound alone
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Birthdays, housewarmings and gifts that say “this is painfully accurate”
Designed to raise laughs without dominating a room, this print works brilliantly in hallways, offices, kitchens and anywhere visitors might witness the behaviour in real time.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints dedicated to the wonderfully delusional reality of living with dogs.
Warning: once displayed, the owner may feel compelled to demonstrate exactly how accurate it is.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Bedspreadian Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00/
Tax included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Bedspreadian – The Ideal Gift For People Who No Longer Control Their Own Bedding
Some people sleep in beds.
Others negotiate nightly territory agreements with a dog.
Bedspreadian is for those people.
This wall print celebrates the canine expert in duvet domination — the dog who manages to be under the covers, on the covers, beside the covers, and somehow wrapped inside them… all at the same time.
If you’re buying for someone who wakes up clinging to six inches of blanket while their dog enjoys the remaining ninety-four percent, this gift will feel uncomfortably accurate.
Perfect for:
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Dog owners who “share” a bed (against their will)
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People who wake up in strange positions
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Housewarming gifts for pet homes
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Birthdays, Christmas, and relationship-saving humour purchases
Designed to sit happily in bedrooms, hallways, living spaces or anywhere the dog regularly claims blankets or duvets as personal property.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a growing range of humour prints dedicated to the everyday realities of loving a dog while quietly losing control of your household.
Warning: may result in the owner immediately telling you how their dog somehow takes up more space than a human adult.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
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