Name: Edible Ink Pen for Dogs
Brand: Scoff Paper
SKU: EIP00120
Price: 2.5 GBP
Availability: InStock

Scoff Paper

Edible Ink Pen for Dogs

£2.50

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✍️ Edible Ink Pen – Write It, Then Watch Them Wreck It 🐶🖊️🍴

Because every meaningful message deserves to be... eaten. 😋
Our edible ink pens are made with dog-safe ingredients and designed for scribbling heartfelt nonsense directly onto Scoff Paper cards. Think of it as a love letter your dog can drool over. Literally. 💌🐾

🐕 Dog-safe, food-grade ingredients
📝 Writes directly on Scoff Paper edible cards
🖊️ One pen = multiple messages (depending how dramatic you are)

For dogs. Not for humans. Or jealous Labradors. 🙃

Crunchy facts about our edible cards

Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.

🥔 Ingredients

🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
💧 A splash of water
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil

📊 Nutritional Bits

🌱 100% vegan-friendly
🚫 Gluten-free
🚫 Grain-free
🚫 Wheat-free
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)

That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.

📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.

⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.

📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.

🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

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Add an edible ink pen

£2.50

Tax included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

Crunchy facts about our edible cards

Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.

🥔 Ingredients

🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
💧 A splash of water
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil

📊 Nutritional Bits

🌱 100% vegan-friendly
🚫 Gluten-free
🚫 Grain-free
🚫 Wheat-free
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)

That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.

📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.

⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.

📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.

🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card

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Dear Dog Birthday Card & Pen Set - Dog Birthday Treat Card

£7.00

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Dear… Happy Birthday. You’re such a … – Edible Birthday Card & Pen Set
For those who like their birthday cards like their humour: dry, direct, and a bit cheeky. 🎂🐾✍️

This edible card set lets you get personal — or brutally honest — by filling in the blanks: “Dear… Happy Birthday. You’re such a …” What comes next is up to you.

Fancy funny? Try “fluffernutter,” “goodest boy/girl,” or “professional napper.” Feeling cheeky? How about “mischief magnet,” “serial sock thief,” or “crumbs on the couch connoisseur”?

The set comes with a dog-safe edible ink pen so you can scribble your masterpiece before letting the birthday pup devour their card (and your wit).

Perfect for dog owners who appreciate a laugh, birthday mischief-makers, or anyone who wants to turn “Happy Birthday” into an occasion worth sniffing.

🐾 Includes edible card and dog-safe pen. Serious scoffing, zero sugar-coating.

Crunchy facts about our edible cards

Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.

🥔 Ingredients

🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
💧 A splash of water
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil

📊 Nutritional Bits

🌱 100% vegan-friendly
🚫 Gluten-free
🚫 Grain-free
🚫 Wheat-free
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)

That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.

📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.

⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.

📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.

🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

Dear Dog Christmas Edible Dog & Pen Set - Christmas Dog Gift Card

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Dear Dog Christmas Edible Dog & Pen Set - Christmas Dog Gift Card

£7.00

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Merry Christmas … this year you’ve been… – Edible Dog Card & Pen Set
The card that lets you say what everyone’s thinking. 🎄🐾✍️

This interactive edible card lets you finish the sentence: “Merry Christmas … this year you’ve been…” with whatever’s true, funny, or downright cheeky.

Options include “a professional treat thief,” “expert couch potato,” “resident chaos coordinator,” or “best nap buddy ever.” The dog-safe edible ink pen is included so you can write your verdict before the dog scoffs their award-winning card.

Ideal for dog owners who want to personalise their pup’s Christmas gift with a little sass and a lot of love.

🐾 Includes edible card and dog-safe pen. Creative scoffing guaranteed.

Crunchy facts about our edible cards

Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.

🥔 Ingredients

🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
💧 A splash of water
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil

📊 Nutritional Bits

🌱 100% vegan-friendly
🚫 Gluten-free
🚫 Grain-free
🚫 Wheat-free
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)

That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.

📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.

⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.

📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.

🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

Wholesale mega value Christmas Bundle - 48 Edible Dog Cards & 12 FREE Pens

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Wholesale mega value Christmas Bundle - 48 Edible Dog Cards & 12 FREE Pens

£168.77

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Ho-ho-wholesale heaven🎅🛒

Order our funniest-ever edible dog cards in one easy bundle. Turkey included, laughs guaranteed, free pens included, tills a-jingling.

What’s in the bundle

✨ 48 cards: 6 festive designs × 8 each (mixed in chicken, bacon, turkey).

🖊️ 12 FREE pens (RRP £36 total) for personalising messages.

💷 Wholesale price: £140.64 + VAT (£168.77 incl VAT)

🏷️ RRP: £5 per card (cards total £240; pens RRP £36; combined value £276).

That’s 49% off RRP value! 🐾

Why stockists love Scoff Paper

🎁 All-in-one seasonal top-up — ready-mixed designs & flavours; fast to merchandise.

💸 Great value — 49% off combined RRP value (£276) with FREE pens included.

🖊️ 12 FREE pens — RRP £3 each; sell them, gift them, or use for demos.

🐶 Dogs can actually eat the card — a gift and a treat in one.

🌱 Vegan-friendly flavourings — chicken/bacon/turkey flavours with no meat or dairy.

✅ Gentle on tummies — gluten-free, grain-free, wheat-free, and no rawhide.

🔢 Only 26 calories per card — easy sell for health-conscious owners.

🗓️ 12-month shelf life — low risk on seasonal overstock.

🛍️ Perfect for pet & gift shops — novelty + sentiment = strong impulse pick-up.

Customer Talking points...

🐾 “A card they can scoff”: joy for the human, treat for the dog.

🎄 Seasonal impulse buy near point-of-sale (pairs with toys, treats & stockings).

🔁 Reorder with confidence thanks to the 12-month shelf life.

Compliance & care: Vegan-friendly flavourings; no meat or dairy. Gluten/grain/wheat-free, no rawhide. 26 kcal per card.

Crunchy facts about our edible cards

Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.

🥔 Ingredients

🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
💧 A splash of water
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil

📊 Nutritional Bits

🌱 100% vegan-friendly
🚫 Gluten-free
🚫 Grain-free
🚫 Wheat-free
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)

That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.

📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.

⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.

📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.

🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

Paw-trait Draw Your Own Christmas Dog Edible Dog Card & Pen Set (Bacon)

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Paw-trait Draw Your Own Christmas Dog Edible Dog Card & Pen Set (Bacon)

£7.00

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Merry Christmas – Pawtrait Edible Dog Card & Edible Ink Pen Set
Draw it. Sign it. Scoff it. Just try not to eat the pen yourself. ✍️🎄🐾

Make Christmas personal with this interactive edible card set — featuring space to draw your very own dog and a dog-friendly edible ink pen to do it with.

Whether your artist is five or fifty, they’ll love sketching their version of the family pup and signing it below like a true Pawcasso. The card itself is fully edible and safe for dogs to munch, and the included pen uses specially formulated, dog-safe edible ink.

Perfect for children, families, and crafty dog lovers who want to turn their pup’s card into a heartfelt (and hilarious) keepsake… before it gets devoured.

🐾 Includes: 1 edible dog card + 1 edible ink pen
🐶 Dog-safe. Kid-friendly. Utterly scoffable.

Crunchy facts about our edible cards

Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.

🥔 Ingredients

🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
💧 A splash of water
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil

📊 Nutritional Bits

🌱 100% vegan-friendly
🚫 Gluten-free
🚫 Grain-free
🚫 Wheat-free
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)

That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.

📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.

⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.

📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.

🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

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✍️ Edible Ink Pen – Write It, Then Watch Them Wreck It 🐶🖊️🍴

Crunchy facts about our edible cards

🥔 Ingredients

📊 Nutritional Bits

Crunchy facts about our edible cards

🥔 Ingredients

📊 Nutritional Bits

Crunchy facts about our edible cards

🥔 Ingredients

📊 Nutritional Bits

Crunchy facts about our edible cards

🥔 Ingredients

📊 Nutritional Bits

Ho-ho-wholesale heaven🎅🛒

What’s in the bundle

That’s 49% off RRP value! 🐾

Why stockists love Scoff Paper

Customer Talking points...

Crunchy facts about our edible cards

🥔 Ingredients

📊 Nutritional Bits

Crunchy facts about our edible cards

🥔 Ingredients

📊 Nutritional Bits