Ho-ho-wholesale heaven🎅🛒
Order our funniest-ever edible dog cards in one easy bundle. Turkey included, laughs guaranteed, free pens included, tills a-jingling.
What’s in the bundle
✨ 48 cards: 6 festive designs × 8 each (mixed in chicken, bacon, turkey).
🖊️ 12 FREE pens (RRP £36 total) for personalising messages.
💷 Wholesale price: £140.64 + VAT (£168.77 incl VAT)
🏷️ RRP: £5 per card (cards total £240; pens RRP £36; combined value £276).
That’s 49% off RRP value! 🐾
Why stockists love Scoff Paper
🎁 All-in-one seasonal top-up — ready-mixed designs & flavours; fast to merchandise.
💸 Great value — 49% off combined RRP value (£276) with FREE pens included.
🖊️ 12 FREE pens — RRP £3 each; sell them, gift them, or use for demos.
🐶 Dogs can actually eat the card — a gift and a treat in one.
🌱 Vegan-friendly flavourings — chicken/bacon/turkey flavours with no meat or dairy.
✅ Gentle on tummies — gluten-free, grain-free, wheat-free, and no rawhide.
🔢 Only 26 calories per card — easy sell for health-conscious owners.
🗓️ 12-month shelf life — low risk on seasonal overstock.
🛍️ Perfect for pet & gift shops — novelty + sentiment = strong impulse pick-up.
Customer Talking points...
🐾 “A card they can scoff”: joy for the human, treat for the dog.
🎄 Seasonal impulse buy near point-of-sale (pairs with toys, treats & stockings).
🔁 Reorder with confidence thanks to the 12-month shelf life.
Compliance & care: Vegan-friendly flavourings; no meat or dairy. Gluten/grain/wheat-free, no rawhide. 26 kcal per card.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
