Dear… Happy Birthday. You’re such a … – Edible Birthday Card & Pen Set
For those who like their birthday cards like their humour: dry, direct, and a bit cheeky. 🎂🐾✍️
This edible card set lets you get personal — or brutally honest — by filling in the blanks: “Dear… Happy Birthday. You’re such a …” What comes next is up to you.
Fancy funny? Try “fluffernutter,” “goodest boy/girl,” or “professional napper.” Feeling cheeky? How about “mischief magnet,” “serial sock thief,” or “crumbs on the couch connoisseur”?
The set comes with a dog-safe edible ink pen so you can scribble your masterpiece before letting the birthday pup devour their card (and your wit).
Perfect for dog owners who appreciate a laugh, birthday mischief-makers, or anyone who wants to turn “Happy Birthday” into an occasion worth sniffing.
🐾 Includes edible card and dog-safe pen. Serious scoffing, zero sugar-coating.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
