Yawnarchist – The Ideal Gift For Dogs Who Are Tired Of Absolutely Everything
Some dogs get tired after exercising.
Others get tired after not exercising.
Yawnarchist is for those dogs.
This wall print celebrates the canine who performs long, dramatic yawns after minimal effort. The kind of dog who sighs heavily, stretches like they’ve completed a marathon, then immediately lies back down to recover.
If you’re buying for someone whose dog treats short walks, brief standing, or mild excitement as physically exhausting events, this gift will feel painfully accurate.
Perfect for:
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Owners of famously lazy dogs
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Homes with professional nappers
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People who regularly hear exaggerated sighing
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Birthdays, housewarmings and “this is exactly your dog” gifts
Designed to sit comfortably in bedrooms, living rooms, offices or anywhere naps frequently occur.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints celebrating the wonderfully unproductive, overly dramatic realities of living with dogs.
Warning: may result in the owner immediately looking at their dog… who will probably be asleep.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
