Let’s be honest.
This card isn’t for you.
It’s for the dog who gets more attention, more compliments, and more birthday fuss than you ever will.
Perfect for dogs who:
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Have never met a stranger
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Are greeted by name everywhere they go
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Are the real reason anyone turns up
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Could run for local office and win
This edible card says what every dog owner already knows — you’re just the plus one.
Why people love this card
🐾 It’s funny without trying too hard
🐾 It gets a laugh before it gets eaten
🐾 It works for birthdays, Gotcha Days, and “just because”
🐾 Dogs don’t need to read it to appreciate it
What makes it Scoff Paper
🐶 Fully edible dog card (yes, the whole thing)
🐶 Gluten-free, grain-free, wheat-free
🐶 No rawhide, no nasties, no weird stuff
🐶 Vegan-friendly with naturally sourced flavours
🐶 Only 26 calories per card
🐶 12-month shelf life
Give it to your dog.
Give it to someone else’s dog.
Give it instead of pretending you’re the star of the household.
Because you know.
And now there’s a card that knows too.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
