Scorpio (23 Oct – 21 Nov)
Mysterious. Loyal. Knows exactly what you did.
If your dog is a Scorpio, they see everything.
They remember who stepped on their paw in 2019.
They form deep attachments.
They guard the house like it’s a personal mission.
This is not a light-hearted fluffball. This is presence.
So their birthday gift needs to match the energy.
This personalised Scorpio edible dog birthday card is designed for dogs with intensity. Add their name to the front, present it with ceremony, and enjoy the brief moment of eye contact before they consume it with quiet determination.
It’s dramatic.
It’s edible.
It’s astrology with teeth.
For owners searching for a distinctive dog birthday gift that goes beyond the usual treat bag, this zodiac-themed edible card offers something with personality — and bite.
Why it earns its place:
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Customised with your dog’s name
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Fully edible birthday card for dogs
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A strong zodiac theme for astrology-loving owners
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Ideal for loyal, protective and slightly obsessive pups
If you’re looking for a personalised dog birthday present that feels bold rather than basic, the Scorpio horoscope card is for you.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
