Aquarius (20 Jan – 18 Feb)
Independent. Unpredictable. Absolutely not coming when called.
If your dog is an Aquarius, you don’t own them. You coexist.
They like affection — but on their terms.
They know tricks — but perform selectively.
They disappear into the garden — spiritually.
Which is exactly why their birthday needs something suitably original.
This personalised Aquarius edible birthday card is made for dogs who refuse to be ordinary. Add their name to the front and present it as the unique dog birthday gift it is. It’s thoughtful. It’s ridiculous. It’s astrology in edible form.
Forget another generic toy. This is a personalised dog birthday present with actual personality.
What makes it different:
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Your dog’s name printed on the front
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Fully edible potato based birthday card
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A zodiac-themed twist on the classic dog birthday treat
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Made for owners who like their gifts a little unexpected
If you’re searching for a unique birthday gift for a dog who marches to their own beat (and ignores yours), this is it.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
