Some cards are meant to be read. This one’s meant to be devoured.
Say it with chicken – and a pun – with our Happy Birthday to Chew edible dog birthday card. Designed for dogs who don’t need words, just snacks, this card delivers your heartfelt message in a way your pup will truly understand: through chewing.
Ideal for dog lovers, doting pet parents, or anyone attending a dog birthday party with a sense of humour and a bag of treats. Whether your pup is turning one or simply timeless, this card is a tasty, tail-wagging twist on the usual birthday fuss.
🦴 Edible, grain-free, and flavoured like chicken (obviously).
📦 Comes in recyclable packaging for humans with a conscience.
📸 Instagrammable before, slightly soggy after.
🐕 Vet-approved and dog-delighted.
Because on their birthday, your dog deserves more than a belly rub and a squeaky toy. They deserve a terrible pun and a chicken-flavoured card.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
