Furricane – The Ideal Gift For Homes Permanently Covered In Fur
This wall print celebrates the legendary fur producers — the ones who manage to coat sofas, clothes and freshly cleaned surfaces within minutes of brushing. If you’ve ever vacuumed and immediately questioned why you bothered, this one will feel painfully familiar.
If you’re buying for someone whose house contains more dog hair than dog, this makes a gift that lands instantly.
Perfect for:
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Owners of shedding breeds
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People who buy lint rollers in bulk
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Homes where black clothing is a bold choice
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Birthdays, Christmas and “this is your life now” gifts
Designed to sit comfortably in living rooms, hallways, offices or anywhere fur tends to accumulate without permission.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints documenting the fluffy chaos of living with dogs.
Warning: may cause the owner to immediately point out visible dog hair in the room.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
