Cuddlivore – The Perfect Gift For Dogs Who Believe Personal Space Is Optional
This wall print celebrates the relentlessly loving canine who insists on maximum contact at all times — ideally sitting on you, leaning into you, or attempting to climb inside your jumper.
If you’re buying for someone whose dog treats cuddling like a competitive sport, this gift will feel immediately accurate.
Perfect for:
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Owners of overly affectionate dogs
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People who can’t sit down without company
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Dog lovers who complain while secretly loving it
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Birthdays, housewarmings, and “this is absolutely your dog” gifts
Designed to sit comfortably in bedrooms, living rooms, offices or anywhere the dog already believes belongs to them.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints celebrating the chaotic, clingy, love-filled reality of living with dogs.
Warning: may result in the owner immediately being climbed on while reading it.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
