Chewcifer – The Ideal Gift For Dogs Who Treat Toys As Mortal Enemies
This wall print celebrates the canine demolition expert — the one who identifies structural weaknesses in “indestructible” toys within seconds and leaves behind small, tragic piles of stuffing.
If you’re buying for someone who has ever confidently said “this one should last a while” before watching it die immediately, this gift will feel painfully familiar.
Perfect for:
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New dog owners learning expensive lessons
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Power chewers and professional destroyers
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People with baskets full of half-toys
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Birthdays, housewarmings, and sympathy gifts for traumatised pet parents
Designed to work in living rooms, offices, kitchens or anywhere toy casualties are frequently discovered.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints documenting the daily emotional damage of loving a dog.
Warning: may encourage the owner to show you photos of the destruction.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
