Bluffweiler – The Perfect Gift For Dogs With Big Mouths And Small Plans

Some dogs bark.
Others deliver full-scale verbal threats while making absolutely no effort to back them up.

Bluffweiler is for those dogs.

This wall print celebrates the bold, loud, dramatically confident canine who issues grand warnings to dogs three times their size… then immediately checks if you’re still holding the lead.

If you’re buying for someone who owns a small-to-medium dog with the attitude of a lion and the physical commitment of a field mouse, this gift will land instantly.

Ideal for:

• Owners of noisy “don’t worry, he won’t actually do anything” dogs

• Small dogs with big energy

• People whose neighbours know their dog by sound alone

• Birthdays, housewarmings and gifts that say “this is painfully accurate”

Designed to raise laughs without dominating a room, this print works brilliantly in hallways, offices, kitchens and anywhere visitors might witness the behaviour in real time.

Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints dedicated to the wonderfully delusional reality of living with dogs.

Warning: once displayed, the owner may feel compelled to demonstrate exactly how accurate it is.