If you didn’t already know, one human year is the equivalent to seven doggy years.

So when you think your pooch is a playful and sprightly two year old, they are actually a moody teenager.

When they're three, you can give them the key to the door (don't actually do that). 

When they're 5, they'll be in their mid 30s and probably wanting to take out a gym membership... Or just a run around the park might do. 

When they're 7... They're actually 49 and probably well into some kind of doggy midlife crisis where they want a complete lifestyle change... maybe they start acting like a cat all of a sudden?

Whatever their age, always remember to times it by seven... It could make their crazy dog actions make a lot more sense.