“You’re Magic.”
Because somehow, you turn chaos into calm, zoomies into cuddles and an overexcited lunatic into a “very well-behaved dog.”
This funny dog wall art print is a playful nod to anyone who makes dog ownership look effortless (even when it absolutely isn’t). It’s light, confident and just the right amount of tongue-in-cheek.
Perfect as:
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A funny gift for a dog lover
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A birthday present for a dog mum or dog dad
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A Christmas gift for dog owners
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A light-hearted thank you gift
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A dog-themed housewarming present
Clean in design but bold in message, this print works beautifully in kitchens, offices or anywhere the real dog boss lives.
If you’re searching for a unique dog lover gift that feels witty rather than overly sentimental, this one stands out. It celebrates the magic trick every great dog owner performs daily — pretending they’re in charge.
Because raising a dog takes patience. Making it look easy? That’s magic.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
