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If you didn’t already know, one human year is the equivalent to seven doggy years.

So when you think your pooch is a playful and sprightly two year old, they are actually a moody teenager.

When they're three, you can give them the key to the door (don't actually do that). 

When they're 5, they'll be in their mid 30s and probably wanting to take out a gym membership... Or just a run around the park might do. 

When they're 7... They're actually 49 and probably well into some kind of doggy midlife crisis where they want a complete lifestyle change... maybe they start acting like a cat all of a sudden?

Whatever their age, always remember to times it by seven... It could make their crazy dog actions make a lot more sense. 

Dogs born in April ain't no fools!

Read it and weep if you think otherwise. 

That's right, this April you can pay homage to your clever pooch with this fabulous edible birthday card. Show them how much you care with this potato based greeting that contains no rawhide. You can even tell them how it's gluten, grain and wheat free.. 

And that it's only 26 calories. 

But because they're no fools... They'll already know. 

For the August fur babies, this edible dog treat is the perfect gift for a summer birthday celebration. 

For those that we lucky enough to be summer pooches, this card encapsulates all the heat and sunshine of summer (even if the weather doesn't). 

With the clear message, aimed at all dogs that were born in other months, this card states that, in fact, "The best dogs are born in August". So not only is it fun and edible, it's also factual. 

That's what all August dogs will tell you, anyway. 

It could be that they’ve hurt themselves galivanting about a bit too vigorously.

It could be that they’ve eaten something they shouldn’t have.

It could even be that they’ve had their private parts so unsympathetically removed.

Whatever it is, make sure you let them know that you care with this tasty card.

 

We all know that there can be times where our precious pooches drive us clean round the bend. 

Weirdly, when a human does your head in, they're just annoying... But when a dog does it... It's kind of endearing and pretty much makes you love them even more. 

So to celebrate the general madness that is loving a dog, we made this You're Bacon Me Crazy edible. 

This card is bacon flavoured - obviously. 

Get your for your four-legged special someone, this tasty Valentine is a totally gushy celebration of the love you and your pooch share. 

You know very well that your dog loves you loads, so you got to reciprocate that, haven't you? 

Don't worry - it's not strange to send your dog a Valentine's card, it's what all normal dog fanatics do - so you're fine. 

Say Happy Birthday to the best dog ever with this tasty edible card. Don't just say it - give them a treat they'll never forget! This card is perfect for all dog lovers, with a delicious bacon flavor that will have their tails wagging with joy!

 

The perfect way to show your four-legged friend how much they mean to you this festive season - our delicious and adorable edible Christmas card for dogs! Made from scrumptious potatoes and infused with yummy bacon flavour, this card is sure to get tails wagging.

Featuring the message “Merry Christmas to the best dog ever” made using non-toxic, dog-friendly colourings, this card is a thoughtful and tasty way to wish your furry friend a happy holiday season.

Whether you’re looking for a unique and memorable gift for your own dog or for any dog lovers in your life, our edible Christmas card for dogs is sure to be a hit. So why not treat your four-legged friend to something special this Christmas and order one today?

Tell your dog that they are the best dog ever with this delicious edible card.

Even if they aren’t the best dog ever, you should still tell them they are.

Imagine them getting a card from you that told them how good you thought they were – it might make them buck their ideas up a bit.

Odds are, it won’t though.

Celebrate Your Best Friend This Christmas with Our Best Dog Ever Chicken-Flavoured Card

This festive season, give your four-legged buddy a little extra love with our 'Best Dog Ever' Christmas card, featuring the irresistible scent of chicken. If you're looking for 'best Christmas cards with dogs', look no further, our range is perfect for dog lovers, this card blends festive fun with a tasty surprise for your pet, making it one of the top choices for dog-themed Christmas cards. Not only is it a playful treat for your dog, but it also symbolises the special connection you share.

Each card is carefully made from safe, edible materials, ensuring it's both a gift and a snack for your dog. The enticing chicken flavour will grab their attention, while the heartfelt message inside reminds everyone why your dog truly is the best whilst spreading the Christmas cheer. Whether you’re celebrating your own pet pooch or gifting it to friends or another dog lover, this card is a thoughtful way to show love this Christmas.

Special Moments for You and Your Dog with Edible Dog Christmas Cards

As you decorate your home for Christmas, don’t forget the furry friend who brings you joy all year round. Our 'Best Dog Ever' Christmas card isn’t just another card—it’s a fun way to show your dog how much they mean to you. Imagine their excitement as they sniff out their special chicken-flavoured treat, left from Santa! These small moments are what make the festive season magical.

Our 'Best Dog Ever' card is designed with pet safety and the environment in mind. Made from natural, pet-friendly ingredients, it’s gentle on your dog's stomach. The card is printed on eco-friendly paper with edible ink, so you can celebrate responsibly. This thoughtful design makes it one of the best choices for dog lovers who care about their pets and the planet. Our Christmas card range also includes naughty dog Christmas cards and nice list dog Christmas cards.

Edible Best Dog Christmas Cards

Crafted from 100% dog-safe, edible materials, our cards and treats are designed to be both a gift and a delicious snack for your dog. The tempting aroma of chicken will instantly catch your pet’s attention, while the message inside reminds everyone why your dog truly is the best. Whether you’re celebrating your own dog or gifting it to a fellow dog owner, this card perfectly captures the essence of pet love during the festive season.

As you hang decorations and enjoy the festive magic, don’t forget your loyal companion who makes every day brighter. Scoff Paper's 'Best Dog Ever' Christmas card is more than just a novelty card—it's a delightful way to show your dog how much they mean to you. Watch their tail wag with excitement as they sniff out the chicken-flavoured card. It’s moments like these that make the holidays memorable and joyful for you and your pet.

Order Online From Scoff Paper Today!

Ready to treat your dog to something special this Christmas? Order the 'Best Dog Ever' card now and bring a little extra joy to your loyal companion. Perfect for pets and their owners, this card is a unique and heartfelt way to celebrate the festive season. You can check out our dog Christmas cards collection here, or for more information, feel free to contact our team.

For your big day, you're gonna need a Best Man that really knows you. 

You're going to need someone that loves you unconditionally. 

Someone that looks forward to you coming home. 

Someone that actually likes you. 

If you're really being honest with yourself... It can only be one person. 

And that person is a dog. 

If you can’t let your inner nutter out on your birthday, well, when can you do it?

This delightfully edible greeting for dogs is, yes you’ve guessed it, peanut flavoured!

It’s not available in any other flavour and comes with strict guidance this if your pooch is not as nutty as this card, then you should really find them something much tamer.

No, this one is for the nuttiest nutters to ever nut around the nut bush.

Did you know that over 80% of dog owners admit that they'd rather have their dog at their wedding over some human relatives. 

With that in mind, you now know this Be my Bridesmaid edible card for dogs makes complete sense. 

If you haven’t already guessed, we absolutely love a cheesy one liner.

And if we’re being really honest, Valentine’s Day is all about cheesy sentimentality – and we just love that.

So, we asked our boffins to come up with the cheesiest valentine's card ever in the history of man (or dog). 

After much careful thought and research, thousands of hours of deliberation and meticulous planning… they gave up and went with this idea.

The world's first ever... edible... cheese flavoured... cheesy valentine's card... for dogs.  

Making a list, Chicken it Twice Edible Christmas Cards for dogs

 

If, like Santa, you too make a list a check it twice (as you’ve got to find out who’s naughty or nice), then you’ll quickly realise that there are no naughty dogs really.

 

Even when they are naughty, you can’t really stay mad at them for long, so what’s the point?

 

With this in mind, we thought we’d create this Christmas chicken flavoured card for dogs, just to show that no matter how mad you get, you’re never really mad at all.

 

You could even only give this card if your pooch promises to be good from now on – and good luck to you for trying.

 

But we can guarantee, that they’ll be well behaved, at least until they’ve eaten it all.

 

Looking for the perfect Christmas card for your furry friend? Look no further than our delicious potato-based edible card for dogs! Made with vegan friendly natural cheese flavouring, this card is as tasty as it is festive. With a fun holiday message that reads "All I want for Christmas is chew," your pup will love sinking their teeth into this special treat. So, if you want to make your dog's Christmas extra special this year, order them an edible dog card today!

Spoil your pup this holiday season with Christmas Dinner Card in Chicken Flavour! This edible, taste-tastic card is the perfect surprise for your pooch. Forget boring treats- this unique snack will have them yapping for more! Can you say "woof-tastic"?

Celebrate good times (come on!)

That’s right, we know you don’t need an excuse to celebrate your pooch, so we made you a card to give them to congratulate them on something (or anything) special.

Maybe you’re congratulating them on having a litter of tiny babas?

Maybe you’re congratulating them on qualifying as an assistance dog?

Maybe you’re congratulating them on just being bloody brilliant?

Just let them know that they’ve done good with this tasty congrats card. 

Dad and Dad, you’ve finally taken the plunge and now it’s time to celebrate with your fur baby.

Your dog is a huge part of both of your lives and this card helps them join in the fun on your special day.

It’s also great for photo opportunities.

For your dogs next birthday card, it's time for you to get personal!

This Dear Dog Happy Birthday Card is an edible little treat which is made from potatoes and comes with a dog friendly edible ink pen. 

The design allows you to personalise the card with your dog's name, but in true Scoff Paper stylee, this card has a fun twist. 

Yes, this card requires you to finish this statement "You're such a ...." 

So finally you have a card that lets you be as cruel or as kind as you want to be, you can even swear if you like. 

But remember, as these cards are tasty edible treats.. Whatever you write... It won't last long. 

Dogs born in December have it tough. 

Despite it being their own very special day, any December birthday is always overshadowed by Christmas. 

And you know what, that's just plain wrong. 

So to celebrate those December doggos we thought we'd create a tasty edible card that means they'll never be overlooked again. 

Dads… Daddies… Fathers…. Pappas… don’t think we’ve forgotten about you guys.

This Father’s Day, trust us, there’ll be nothing your pooch would like more than to eat a card you’ve lovingly sent them. 

In a way, that’s their gift to you… You know, to say thanks for being a tiptop dog dad and all round swell human.

So, go on, show your soft side and spread some love with your furry babies.