If you didn’t already know, one human year is the equivalent to seven doggy years.
So when you think your pooch is a playful and sprightly two year old, they are actually a moody teenager.
When they're three, you can give them the key to the door (don't actually do that).
When they're 5, they'll be in their mid 30s and probably wanting to take out a gym membership... Or just a run around the park might do.
When they're 7... They're actually 49 and probably well into some kind of doggy midlife crisis where they want a complete lifestyle change... maybe they start acting like a cat all of a sudden?
Whatever their age, always remember to times it by seven... It could make their crazy dog actions make a lot more sense.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
We all know that there can be times where our precious pooches drive us clean round the bend.
Weirdly, when a human does your head in, they're just annoying... But when a dog does it... It's kind of endearing and pretty much makes you love them even more.
So to celebrate the general madness that is loving a dog, we made this You're Bacon Me Crazy edible.
This card is bacon flavoured - obviously.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
If you can’t let your inner nutter out on your birthday, well, when can you do it?
This delightfully edible greeting for dogs is, yes you’ve guessed it, peanut flavoured!
It’s not available in any other flavour and comes with strict guidance this if your pooch is not as nutty as this card, then you should really find them something much tamer.
No, this one is for the nuttiest nutters to ever nut around the nut bush.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
That’s right, we know you don’t need an excuse to celebrate your pooch, so we made you a card to give them to congratulate them on something (or anything) special.
Maybe you’re congratulating them on having a litter of tiny babas?
Maybe you’re congratulating them on qualifying as an assistance dog?
Maybe you’re congratulating them on just being bloody brilliant?
Just let them know that they’ve done good with this tasty congrats card.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
Leave a paw-print of love for your furry companion with this Edible Ink Pen for Dogs! Give your pup a message they'll really eat up - with safe, edible ink that's just as tasty as it is meaningful. Write them a letter, sign your edible card, do a doggy doodle - the possibilities are endless!
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
So, this tasty edible card is designed to remind them (and you) of happier times and lets them know that when they’re back to their best… You expect more lunacy.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
It's your dog's 10th birthday and you want to do something extra special to celebrate. Why not send them an edible birthday card that is not only tasty, but also a huge amount of fun?
Try not to go too wild though - they're in their 70s now!
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
For four years now, your pooch has been bringing their own brand of craziness to your life and what better way to celebrate it than this delightful edible card?
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
Your four-legged friend is now officially in his or her 40s (six human years = 42 dog years).
If you’ve never given them an edible birthday card, then now is the time that they’re really going to love you for it.
As they’re now sliding into middle age, they’ll be crying out for some excitement and a potato based flavoured birthday card surely has to be just that.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
It might be hard to believe that another year has passed, but what better way to celebrate your beloved doggo than with an edible birthday card made out of spuds?
You just know they’ll love sinking their teeth into this special treat, and let's be honest, who wouldn't want a potato-based birthday card?
They may be getting older (9 human years is like 63 in dog years!), but they'll always be young at heart and this tasty card will surely add some fun to their big day.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
Surprise your pup with this delightful edible Happy Birthday card! Scoff Papers cards serve up a seriously fun, interactive experience your pup will love. Plus, the back of this card features a space for you to write a special message to your darling doggo!
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.