If you didn’t already know, one human year is the equivalent to seven doggy years.
So when you think your pooch is a playful and sprightly two year old, they are actually a moody teenager.
When they're three, you can give them the key to the door (don't actually do that).
When they're 5, they'll be in their mid 30s and probably wanting to take out a gym membership... Or just a run around the park might do.
When they're 7... They're actually 49 and probably well into some kind of doggy midlife crisis where they want a complete lifestyle change... maybe they start acting like a cat all of a sudden?
Whatever their age, always remember to times it by seven... It could make their crazy dog actions make a lot more sense.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
85% Potato starch
One-fifth of a potato in every card
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Plant based natural flavourings (Vegan)
Sunflower oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
That's right, this April you can pay homage to your clever pooch with this fabulous edible birthday card. Show them how much you care with this potato based greeting that contains no rawhide. You can even tell them how it's gluten, grain and wheat free..
And that it's only 26 calories.
But because they're no fools... They'll already know.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
85% Potato starch
One-fifth of a potato in every card
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Plant based natural flavourings (Vegan)
Sunflower oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
For the August fur babies, this edible dog treat is the perfect gift for a summer birthday celebration.
For those that we lucky enough to be summer pooches, this card encapsulates all the heat and sunshine of summer (even if the weather doesn't).
With the clear message, aimed at all dogs that were born in other months, this card states that, in fact, "The best dogs are born in August". So not only is it fun and edible, it's also factual.
That's what all August dogs will tell you, anyway.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
85% Potato starch
One-fifth of a potato in every card
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Plant based natural flavourings (Vegan)
Sunflower oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
We all know that there can be times where our precious pooches drive us clean round the bend.
Weirdly, when a human does your head in, they're just annoying... But when a dog does it... It's kind of endearing and pretty much makes you love them even more.
So to celebrate the general madness that is loving a dog, we made this You're Bacon Me Crazy edible.
This card is bacon flavoured - obviously.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
85% Potato starch
One-fifth of a potato in every card
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Plant based natural flavourings (Vegan)
Sunflower oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
Say Happy Birthday to the best dog ever with this tasty edible card. Don't just say it - give them a treat they'll never forget! This card is perfect for all dog lovers, with a delicious bacon flavor that will have their tails wagging with joy!
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
85% Potato starch
One-fifth of a potato in every card
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Plant based natural flavourings (Vegan)
Sunflower oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
The perfect way to show your four-legged friend how much they mean to you this festive season - our delicious and adorable edible Christmas card for dogs! Made from scrumptious potatoes and infused with yummy bacon flavour, this card is sure to get tails wagging.
Featuring the message “Merry Christmas to the best dog ever” made using non-toxic, dog-friendly colourings, this card is a thoughtful and tasty way to wish your furry friend a happy holiday season.
Whether you’re looking for a unique and memorable gift for your own dog or for any dog lovers in your life, our edible Christmas card for dogs is sure to be a hit. So why not treat your four-legged friend to something special this Christmas and order one today?
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
85% Potato starch
One-fifth of a potato in every card
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Plant based natural flavourings (Vegan)
Sunflower oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
If you can’t let your inner nutter out on your birthday, well, when can you do it?
This delightfully edible greeting for dogs is, yes you’ve guessed it, peanut flavoured!
It’s not available in any other flavour and comes with strict guidance this if your pooch is not as nutty as this card, then you should really find them something much tamer.
No, this one is for the nuttiest nutters to ever nut around the nut bush.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
85% Potato starch
One-fifth of a potato in every card
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Plant based natural flavourings (Vegan)
Sunflower oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
Making a list, Chicken it Twice Edible Christmas Cards for dogs
If, like Santa, you too make a list a check it twice (as you’ve got to find out who’s naughty or nice), then you’ll quickly realise that there are no naughty dogs really.
Even when they are naughty, you can’t really stay mad at them for long, so what’s the point?
With this in mind, we thought we’d create this Christmas chicken flavoured card for dogs, just to show that no matter how mad you get, you’re never really mad at all.
You could even only give this card if your pooch promises to be good from now on – and good luck to you for trying.
But we can guarantee, that they’ll be well behaved, at least until they’ve eaten it all.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
85% Potato starch
One-fifth of a potato in every card
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Plant based natural flavourings (Vegan)
Sunflower oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
Looking for the perfect Christmas card for your furry friend? Look no further than our delicious potato-based edible card for dogs! Made with vegan friendly natural cheese flavouring, this card is as tasty as it is festive. With a fun holiday message that reads "All I want for Christmas is chew," your pup will love sinking their teeth into this special treat. So, if you want to make your dog's Christmas extra special this year, order them an edible dog card today!
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
85% Potato starch
One-fifth of a potato in every card
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Plant based natural flavourings (Vegan)
Sunflower oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
Spoil your pup this holiday season with Christmas Dinner Card in Chicken Flavour! This edible, taste-tastic card is the perfect surprise for your pooch. Forget boring treats- this unique snack will have them yapping for more! Can you say "woof-tastic"?
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
85% Potato starch
One-fifth of a potato in every card
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Plant based natural flavourings (Vegan)
Sunflower oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
That’s right, we know you don’t need an excuse to celebrate your pooch, so we made you a card to give them to congratulate them on something (or anything) special.
Maybe you’re congratulating them on having a litter of tiny babas?
Maybe you’re congratulating them on qualifying as an assistance dog?
Maybe you’re congratulating them on just being bloody brilliant?
Just let them know that they’ve done good with this tasty congrats card.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
85% Potato starch
One-fifth of a potato in every card
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Plant based natural flavourings (Vegan)
Sunflower oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.
Bought this for my grandpup 3rd birthday and he absolutely loved it.
I would definitely order again.
Edible Ink Pen for Dogs
Gracie Lou Freebush
Love the idea, it was well received
My friends dog, who i looked after from time to time, had surgery to remove a cancerous lump. I wanted to send her a card and loved that she could eat it. The only feedback I would give is that I bought this for a friend's dog and not my own, to be able to say its going straight to the recipient would be better than pretending to be the dogs owner. The edible ink was an exciting idea but found I'd be buying the pen and with it being sent straight to the dogs house i couldn't write my own message on there, another thing that would've been great to do.
Get Well Poem Chicken Card
Marie Gunton
I could have eaten it myself!
Our friends’ dog was injured in by a car driven by an idiot! Buddy is such a lovely boy. I wanted to send him a get well card and I stumbled across Scoff Paper. I had to be careful because Buddy has quite a few allergies. I chose a card, which arrived really quickly. I wrote a note to Buddy’s mum and dad outlining what the card contained ingredient-wise. Luckily he was able to eat his card without mishap! And now he is well on the way to recovery. I have to say, when the card arrived it smelt so lovely, I could have eaten it myself!! Now I think it’s time to choose a birthday card for our dog, Luna. 🤗
Edible Ink Pen for Dogs
Anne Sutherland Marley
Scoffcard
It was Marleys first birthday on Friday! The edible birthday card was eaten Friday afternoon. It was absolutely delicious. Marley says thank you very much for his lovely gift!
Happy 1st Birthday Bacon Card
Sally Lamb
Perfect doggy birthday gift
What an amazing idea: an edible birthday card for a dog! Well, my dog couldn’t be happier and I am thrilled too.
