For dogs who believe drool is a lifestyle.
Some dogs eat politely.
Others… absolutely do not.
If your dog approaches food like a full-contact sport and leaves a trail of enthusiastic slobber behind them, this card will feel uncomfortably accurate.
Our Slobbernaut edible dog birthday card celebrates the dogs who greet dinner with Olympic-level enthusiasm and treat every snack like it might be their last.
Designed to look like a proper card but made entirely for eating, it’s the perfect way to turn your dog’s birthday into a small but glorious event.
Present the card.
Take the photo.
Accept that it will be devoured immediately.
A birthday treat that actually makes sense
Instead of another toy that ends up under the sofa, this edible dog card gives you a birthday moment and a snack all in one.
It’s ideal for:
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Dogs who approach meals with extreme dedication
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Birthday celebrations for food-obsessed pups
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Funny gifts for dog lovers
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Owners who know their dog is not a “gentle eater”
Why this works as a dog birthday gift
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny and unique birthday treat for dogs
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Perfect for dogs who love food (a lot)
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Designed for birthday photos before snack time
If you're looking for a different kind of dog birthday gift — something memorable, edible and slightly ridiculous — Slobbernaut fits the bill perfectly.
Because some dogs don’t just eat.
They commit.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
