For dogs who believe personal space is optional.
Some dogs sit politely beside you.
Others climb directly on top of you with the confidence of a mountaineer reaching the summit.
If your dog is convinced they’re a lap dog despite weighing the same as a small suitcase, the Mountweiler edible dog birthday card will feel extremely relatable.
This card celebrates the dogs who think sofas, shoulders and entire humans are perfectly reasonable places to perch.
It looks like a birthday card.
But it’s edible — which means it will soon disappear, along with any dignity you had left after being sat on.
A birthday treat for oversized lap dogs
Instead of another toy destined to be flattened in seconds, this edible card gives your dog a birthday moment that actually suits their personality.
Ideal for:
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Big dogs who think they’re tiny
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Owners permanently covered in dog
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Funny birthday gifts for large breeds
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Dogs with absolutely no awareness of their size
Why it makes a brilliant dog birthday present
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny gift for big dogs with big personalities
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A unique birthday treat instead of another toy
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Perfect for dogs who enjoy sitting on their humans
If you’re looking for a funny dog birthday gift that captures life with a large dog perfectly, Mountweiler hits the mark.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
