For dogs who believe supervision is a full-time job.
Kitchen? They’re there.
Bathroom? Already waiting.
Standing up for no reason? They’re involved.
If your dog treats every movement you make as a group activity, the Followhound edible dog birthday card will feel very familiar.
This card celebrates the dogs who refuse to miss a single moment of your life and believe personal space is more of a suggestion than a rule.
It looks like a birthday card.
But it’s edible — so after the obligatory birthday photo, your dog can reward themselves for another year of excellent supervision.
A birthday treat for loyal shadows
Instead of another toy that gets ignored while they trail behind you, this edible birthday card gives your dog something they’ll genuinely appreciate.
Perfect for:
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Dogs who follow you from room to room
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Velcro dogs who never leave your side
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Owners with permanent canine shadows
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Funny birthday gifts for loyal pups
Why this works as a dog birthday gift
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny gift for loyal, clingy dogs
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A unique dog birthday treat instead of another toy
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Ideal for dogs who believe they’re part of every activity
If you’re looking for a unique dog birthday gift that perfectly sums up life with a loyal companion, Followhound says it all.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
