For dogs who believe everything is technically chewable.
Shoes.
Chair legs.
Remote controls.
Objects you didn’t even realise existed until they were destroyed.
If your dog approaches life with the attitude that everything is a potential chew toy, the Chewcifer edible dog birthday card will feel extremely familiar.
This card celebrates the mischievous pups who bring chaos, destruction and undeniable charm into the home.
It looks like a birthday card.
But it’s edible — which means for once, when your dog chews it to pieces, they’re actually doing the right thing.
A birthday treat for delightfully naughty dogs
Instead of pretending your dog will carefully open a card, this one is designed to be destroyed immediately.
It’s perfect for:
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Dogs who chew first and ask questions later
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Owners of notorious sock thieves
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Funny birthday gifts for mischievous pups
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Dogs who treat furniture as a hobby
Why it works as a dog birthday gift
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny gift for naughty or destructive dogs
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A unique birthday treat instead of another toy
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Designed for enthusiastic chewing
If you’re searching for a funny dog birthday gift that feels painfully accurate, Chewcifer delivers.
Because some dogs don’t just celebrate birthdays.
They chew through them.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
