Mufflegust – The Ideal Gift For Homes With “Silent But Deadly” Residents
This wall print celebrates the canine responsible for sudden, unexplained room evacuations. The kind of dog who releases something unholy, maintains full eye contact, and carries on as if nothing has happened.
If you’re buying for someone who has ever paused a film and opened three windows, this gift will feel painfully accurate.
Perfect for:
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Owners of mysteriously gassy dogs
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People who light candles “just in case”
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Homes with suspicious evening atmospheres
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Birthdays, housewarmings and gifts that cause immediate laughter
Designed to sit comfortably in living rooms, kitchens, offices or anywhere the event is most likely to occur.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a series of humour prints celebrating the strange, inconvenient and deeply aromatic realities of living with dogs.
Warning: may result in the owner immediately telling you about the worst one they’ve ever experienced.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
