Followhound – The Ideal Gift For People Who Haven’t Been Alone Since Getting A Dog
This wall print celebrates the canine shadow — the one who follows you from room to room, waits patiently outside closed doors, and considers personal space a deeply suspicious concept.
If you’re buying for someone who can’t make tea, go to the bathroom, or sit down without acquiring a companion, this gift will land immediately.
Perfect for:
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Owners of clingy, loyal dogs
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People who say “I’ll just pop upstairs” and return with a dog
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Dog lovers who haven’t walked anywhere alone in years
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Birthdays, housewarmings, and thoughtful “this is absolutely your dog” gifts
Designed to work beautifully in hallways, offices, kitchens or anywhere the dog already insists on standing directly behind someone’s legs.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a growing range of humour prints celebrating the affectionate, inconvenient and oddly comforting realities of living with dogs.
Warning: may result in the owner realising their dog is currently standing behind them.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
