Bedspreadian – The Ideal Gift For People Who No Longer Control Their Own Bedding

Some people sleep in beds.
Others negotiate nightly territory agreements with a dog.

Bedspreadian is for those people.

This wall print celebrates the canine expert in duvet domination — the dog who manages to be under the covers, on the covers, beside the covers, and somehow wrapped inside them… all at the same time.

If you’re buying for someone who wakes up clinging to six inches of blanket while their dog enjoys the remaining ninety-four percent, this gift will feel uncomfortably accurate.

Perfect for:

• Dog owners who “share” a bed (against their will)

• People who wake up in strange positions

• Housewarming gifts for pet homes

• Birthdays, Christmas, and relationship-saving humour purchases

Designed to sit happily in bedrooms, hallways, living spaces or anywhere the dog regularly claims blankets or duvets as personal property.

Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a growing range of humour prints dedicated to the everyday realities of loving a dog while quietly losing control of your household.

Warning: may result in the owner immediately telling you how their dog somehow takes up more space than a human adult.