Somehow you always know when I need you the most. I think you’re magic. And possibly psychic.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some just sit quietly and nudge you with their nose. ✨🐾
This edible card is for those dogs who just know — the ones who appear when you’re sad, stay when you’re stressed, and somehow sense when you need a tail wag and a lick more than anything else.
With a message that’s part heartfelt, part hilarious, it’s the perfect gift for your canine confidant. Whether they’re your emotional support fluff or just uncannily good at timing their cuddles, this card says what words (and treats) sometimes can’t.
Ideal for birthdays, gotcha days, or those random Tuesdays when your dog saves your mood.
🐾 Tastes like love. And a little bit of magic.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
