Merry Christmas to the dog who gets more cards than I do – Edible Dog Card
Because let’s face it — the dog’s more popular than you. 🎄📮🐾
If your pup receives more Christmas cards than you, it's time to embrace it… with snacks. This cheeky edible card is perfect for the pampered pooch who steals hearts and the post.
This funny festive message, made entirely from safe, delicious edible potato based paper, is the ultimate Christmas treat for the most popular member of the family. (Yes, we’re all just their entourage.)
Ideal for gifting from jealous humans, over-invested dog aunties, or anyone who wants to make the dog laugh (or at least wag wildly).
🐾 More post. More praise. More chew. 'Tis the season.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
