Merry Christmas – Edible Dog Card
The card they’ll actually be excited about. No offence, Aunt Carol. 🎅🐶
Say “Merry Christmas” the Scoff Paper way — with a card that’s made to be sniffed, scoffed, and savoured. This festive edible card is perfect for pups who’ve been good all year… or at least since breakfast.
With a simple, joyful message and a classic seasonal design, it’s ideal for under-the-tree gifting, dog stocking fillers, or handing over with a side-eye and a cracker hat.
Great for dog mums, dads, and anyone looking for funny or thoughtful Christmas gifts for dogs. No glitter. No chew-proof envelopes. Just a delicious way to say I love you more than pigs in blankets.
🐾 Festive. Flavourful. Fully edible. (Tree not included.)
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
