Merry Christmas to you – you’re the reason we have no baubles on the bottom half of the tree – Edible Dog Card
Because you can’t have nice things when you have a dog. And we wouldn’t have it any other way. 🎄🎁🐶
This hilarious edible card is perfect for the furry festive menace who treats the Christmas tree like a personal toy display. Every year, it’s the same — sparkling destruction on four legs.
With a cheeky message and a festive design, this card says “Merry Christmas” to the pup who keeps things... interesting. Safe to scoff, great for stocking fillers, and ideal for those “oh no, not again” family traditions.
Perfect for dog owners who know the lower half of the tree is just a decoy.
🐾 Naughty list? Definitely. Loved to bits? Always.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
