Merry Christmas to you – you’re the reason we have no baubles on the bottom half of the tree – Edible Dog Card
Because you can’t have nice things when you have a dog. And we wouldn’t have it any other way. 🎄🎁🐶

This hilarious edible card is perfect for the furry festive menace who treats the Christmas tree like a personal toy display. Every year, it’s the same — sparkling destruction on four legs.

With a cheeky message and a festive design, this card says “Merry Christmas” to the pup who keeps things... interesting. Safe to scoff, great for stocking fillers, and ideal for those “oh no, not again” family traditions.

Perfect for dog owners who know the lower half of the tree is just a decoy.

🐾 Naughty list? Definitely. Loved to bits? Always.