All I Want for Christmas is Chew – Edible Dog Card
Forget the socks and squeaky toys – this Christmas, give them what they really want. 🎄🐾
This tasty edible card says what every dog is thinking: All I Want for Christmas is Chew. Styled in a classic festive design, it’s perfect for pooches with refined tastes and an appetite for the finer things (like snacks shaped like cards).
Whether it’s under the tree, in a stocking, or handed over with a dramatic “Ho ho ho,” this card is a fun, safe and drool-worthy addition to your dog’s Christmas haul.
Ideal for pet parents, secret Santa exchanges for dog lovers, or just anyone who knows that Christmas isn’t complete without including the fluffiest family member.
🐾 Classic, chewy, and completely Santa-approved.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
