For dogs who consider resting a full-time profession.
Some dogs enjoy a walk.
Others prefer to supervise life from the sofa.
If your dog treats every bed, cushion and blanket as prime real estate, this edible birthday card will feel extremely accurate.
The Bedreadian edible dog birthday card celebrates dogs who have perfected the art of strategic napping and believe comfort is a basic right.
It looks like a proper birthday card.
But it’s actually a snack.
Which means it won’t last long.
Present it proudly, take the birthday photo, then watch your dog wake up just long enough to deal with the edible part.
A birthday treat for professional loungers
Instead of another toy your dog will ignore while returning to their nap, this edible card gives them something they’ll actually appreciate.
Ideal for:
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Dogs who love beds more than walks
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Owners of champion sofa hogs
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Funny birthday gifts for dog lovers
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Dogs who believe sleep is a hobby
Why it makes a great dog birthday present
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny gift for lazy or comfort-loving dogs
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Unique birthday treat instead of a toy
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Perfect for dogs who prefer relaxing to exercising
If you're searching for a funny dog birthday gift that captures your dog’s personality perfectly, Bedreadian is a very accurate choice.
Because some dogs chase balls.
Others chase pillows.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
