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Pigs in Blankets Day - Dog Gift Card (Bacon)
Regular price £5.00Introducing our hilarious and delicious edible Christmas card for dogs! Made from healthy potatoes and infused with the irresistible non-toxic, vegan friendly flavour of bacon, this festive treat is sure to delight four-legged friends of all shapes and sizes. With a witty message of "Happy Pigs in Blankets Day" printed on the front, this card is perfect for dog owners looking to share a laugh and a tasty snack with their furry loved ones. Give the gift of joy to your dog this Christmas with our one-of-a-kind edible card!
Celebrate Christmas with a twist that's as tasty as it is thoughtful with our Pigs in Blankets Bacon Flavour Christmas Card. Specially crafted for dogs, this festive greeting card doubles as a delightful treat, featuring the irresistible flavour of bacon wrapped in cosy blankets. It's the perfect way to let your furry friends partake in the festive feasts. Made from pet-safe ingredients and printed on eco-friendly paper, this card ensures you can spread the festive joy without any environmental guilt.
Say Merry Christmas With Our Pigs in Blankets Bacon Flavour Christmas Card!
This Christmas, treat your four-legged friend to something truly special with our Pigs in Blankets Bacon Flavour Christmas Card. Designed especially for dogs, this edible card combines festive cheer with a delicious bacon flavour that’s sure to get tails wagging!
Our Pigs in Blankets Bacon Flavour Christmas Card is designed to captivate any dog's palate and owners who want to make their pets' festive season special. As an addition to your Christmas celebration, this funny Christmas card not only serves as a heartwarming gift but also as a fun and edible surprise for your pet. It's easy to personalise with a special message, making each card a unique present that speaks directly from the heart. Whether it's shared among pet-loving friends or given to your own dog, this card is set to create memorable moments this festive season.
Pigs in Blankets Christmas Card
We understand the importance of timely delivery, especially during the festive season. That's why our ordering process is streamlined to ensure your Christmas card arrives promptly, allowing your pet to enjoy their Christmas treat just in time. With the Pigs in Blankets Bacon Flavour Christmas Card, you're not just giving a simple card; you're enhancing your pet's Christmas experience with a flavour they love and a personalised touch that shows how much you care. Check out our dog Christmas cards today, view our collection here.
Why Your Dog Will Love This Card:
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Irresistible Bacon Flavour: Infused with the taste of everyone’s Christmas favourite, pigs in blankets, this card is a delightful treat for your dog.
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Completely Edible and Safe: Good quality and made with natural, pet-safe ingredients, this card is designed for dogs to enjoy without any worries.
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Eco-Friendly: Just like all our products, this Christmas card is printed on sustainable, environmentally-friendly paper using edible ink.
This Christmas season, give your furry friend a taste of Christmas with a happy Christmas card, our unique Pigs in Blankets Bacon Flavour Christmas Card. This edible greeting card is not just a festive delight; it’s infused with the savoury aroma and taste of bacon wrapped in cosy blankets, a seasonal favourite! Perfect for dogs of all sizes, this card is made from safe, natural ingredients, ensuring your pet can join in the festive fun worry-free. Our range also includes naughty dog Christmas cards and nice list dog Christmas cards.
Check Out Our Range Today
Make your dog’s Christmas extra savoury with our Pigs in Blankets Bacon Flavour Christmas Card! This edible greeting card is a festive treat that your pet will love, perfect for spreading festive cheer to your furry friends! At Scoff Paper, we ensure a great service every time, all of our edible dog cards are designed and manufactured exclusively in the UK, reaching customers all over the country. For more information, feel free to contact our team.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

Pisces dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00Pisces Dog Zodiac Print (February 19 – March 20)
If your dog was born between February 19 and March 20, they officially fall under Pisces — and yes, that absolutely qualifies them for personalised wall art.
This Pisces dog zodiac print is customised with your dog’s name, turning their birthday into something far more exciting than another generic pet present. It’s playful, personal, and exactly the sort of thing dog people pretend they don’t need… and then immediately hang up.
A great choice when you want a gift that feels considered without being overly serious.
Perfect for:
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Pisces dogs and their proud humans
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Dog birthdays and gotcha days
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Astrology fans with pets
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Friends who talk about their dog like it’s a full-time personality
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People who already own too many dog photos
Designed to look good in living rooms, bedrooms, offices and anywhere your dog has already claimed emotional ownership.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — personalised star sign prints made for people who believe dogs deserve the same level of attention as everyone else.
Add your dog’s name, select Pisces, and we’ll take it from there.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Popular - Edible Dog Christmas Card (Bacon)
Regular price £5.00Let’s be honest.
This card isn’t for you.
It’s for the dog who gets more attention, more compliments, and more birthday fuss than you ever will.
Perfect for dogs who:
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Have never met a stranger
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Are greeted by name everywhere they go
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Are the real reason anyone turns up
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Could run for local office and win
This edible card says what every dog owner already knows — you’re just the plus one.
Why people love this card
🐾 It’s funny without trying too hard
🐾 It gets a laugh before it gets eaten
🐾 It works for birthdays, Gotcha Days, and “just because”
🐾 Dogs don’t need to read it to appreciate it
What makes it Scoff Paper
🐶 Fully edible dog card (yes, the whole thing)
🐶 Gluten-free, grain-free, wheat-free
🐶 No rawhide, no nasties, no weird stuff
🐶 Vegan-friendly with naturally sourced flavours
🐶 Only 26 calories per card
🐶 12-month shelf life
Give it to your dog.
Give it to someone else’s dog.
Give it instead of pretending you’re the star of the household.
Because you know.
And now there’s a card that knows too.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

Rescue Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00For the dogs who found their forever home — and the people who chose them.
This rescue dog wall art print celebrates adoption, second chances and the unbreakable bond between a rescue dog and their human.
Perfect for anyone proud to say “adopted,” this print makes a thoughtful and personal gift for:
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Rescue dog owners
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Dog adoption anniversaries
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Gotcha Day celebrations
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New rescue dog parents
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Supporters of adopt don’t shop
Unlike generic dog-themed décor, this piece speaks specifically to the rescue journey — the patience, trust-building and quiet victories that come with giving a dog a second chance.
Ideal for hallways, living rooms or anywhere that tells the story of how a dog became family, it’s a lasting way to honour a decision that changed two lives.
Because rescue dogs don’t just find homes. They change them.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Ring Bearer - Dog Gift Card (Chicken)
Regular price £5.00So, you’ve got your wedding sorted, but you need someone really special to be your ring bearer.
If you’re a civilised person, you’ll not want to entrust a cute little toddler with this highly skilled job. No, instead you’ll obviously choose your dog.
But how do you pop the question to your four-legged friend?
Well, this edible be my ring bearer wedding card is the absolute best way to do exactly that.
Imagine the excitement on their little faces when you ask them to be a huge part of their big day.
You know, if you’re really clever about it, you could ask your dog to be your ring bearer as an indirect way of asking your human partner to be your husband or wife.
Like, you can’t have a furry ring bearer without having a wedding, right?
It all makes sense.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

Sagittarius dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00Sagittarius Dog Zodiac Print (November 22 – December 21)
If your dog was born between November 22 and December 21, they officially qualify as a Sagittarius — which feels like important information that deserves more recognition than a note in your phone.
This personalised Sagittarius dog zodiac print turns your dog’s birthday into a piece of wall art that feels playful, thoughtful and gift-ready. Add your dog’s name and it instantly becomes something personal rather than “just another dog decoration”.
It’s a great option when you want a present that feels specific to the dog, not generic to pets in general.
Perfect for:
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Dog birthdays and gotcha days
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Friends who love personalised gifts
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Pet owners who enjoy decorating with personality
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Dog households that already own too many leads
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People who want something fun without being cheesy
Designed to work well in living rooms, hallways, home offices and dog-friendly spaces without dominating the room.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — personalised star sign prints created for dog lovers who enjoy celebrating their pets in slightly unnecessary but very enjoyable ways.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

Scoff Paper - Edible Cards for dogs - Starter Pack w/display
Regular price £594.00Cards include birthdays, gotcha days, get well & a range of just because cards. There will be a minimum of 6 designs in this starter pack & in the full range of flavours of chicken, cheese, bacon & peanut butter
Pens are single colour - in black.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

Scorpio dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00Scorpio Dog Zodiac Print (October 23 – November 21)
If your dog was born between October 23 and November 21, they officially fall under Scorpio — which already sounds dramatic enough to justify its own piece of wall art.
This personalised Scorpio dog zodiac print turns your dog’s star sign into something bold, giftable and strangely powerful-looking once their name is added. It’s the sort of present that feels deliberate, not last-minute — even if you absolutely bought it at midnight.
Perfect for gifting when you want something that stands out from the usual pet presents.
Great for:
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Dog birthdays and gotcha days
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Astrology-loving pet owners
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Friends who enjoy statement wall art
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People who refer to their dog as “intense” (affectionately)
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Anyone who likes their gifts to feel a little extra
Designed to work beautifully in living rooms, bedrooms, home offices and anywhere your dog already commands attention.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac collection — personalised star sign prints created for people who believe their dog deserves their own category of decor.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
September Birthday - Dog Birthday Treat Card (Bacon)
Regular price £5.00🍂 September pups are autumn’s best-kept secret — smart, playful, and ready to chew their way through any birthday treat. This edible card brings flavour, fun, and a dash of cheekiness to your dog’s special day.
Ideal for dog mums and dads searching for funny birthday gifts for dogs, edible treats, or unique dog presents. Celebrate your September pup with a delicious, tail-wagging surprise! 🎉🐕
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Simply the Best - Dog Gift Card (Chicken)
Regular price £5.00🥇 Let’s face it, your dog is an icon. Whether they’re queen of the couch or king of the park, this edible card gives them the recognition they deserve.
A great pick for dog lovers shopping for fun birthday treats, quirky pet cards, or a tasty way to show admiration. Packed with humour and dog-friendly goodness, it’s perfect for pups who expect greatness — and snacks.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Sit Sit Sit - Dog Gift Card (Chicken)
Regular price £5.00🪑 We’ve all been there. You say “sit” five times. They blink at you. Maybe it's time to give up and give them this card instead. At least they’ll eat it.
Perfect for dog lovers who know the struggle of selective obedience. Whether you’re training a puppy or negotiating with a seasoned diva, this card brings laughter, flavour, and a lot less frustration. A brilliant gift idea for stubborn pups and the patient humans who love them. 🐶😂
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

Slobbernaut Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00Slobbernaut – The Ideal Gift For People Whose Dog Is 90% drool
This wall print celebrates the legendary slobber producers — the ones who leave mysterious wet patches on sofas, carpets, walls - some have even managed to splatter the odd ceiling.
If you’re buying for someone who owns at least one permanently moist pooch, this is the kind of gift that gets an immediate laugh and a very aggressive nod of agreement.
It’s especially good for:
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Big-mouth breed owners (Big-mouthed dogs, that is)
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New dog owners who weren’t warned
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Housewarming gifts for pet homes
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Birthdays, “saw this and thought of you” moments, and mild passive-aggressive gifting
Designed to sit happily in kitchens, hallways, offices or anywhere visitors will immediately understand the situation.
Part of the Defined Dogs collection — a growing range of painfully accurate dog definitions made for people who love their dogs… despite everything.
Chances are, once it’s on the wall, the owner will start explaining exactly how accurate it is. Repeatedly.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Slobbernaut Edible Dog Card
Regular price £5.00For dogs who believe drool is a lifestyle.
Some dogs eat politely.
Others… absolutely do not.
If your dog approaches food like a full-contact sport and leaves a trail of enthusiastic slobber behind them, this card will feel uncomfortably accurate.
Our Slobbernaut edible dog birthday card celebrates the dogs who greet dinner with Olympic-level enthusiasm and treat every snack like it might be their last.
Designed to look like a proper card but made entirely for eating, it’s the perfect way to turn your dog’s birthday into a small but glorious event.
Present the card.
Take the photo.
Accept that it will be devoured immediately.
A birthday treat that actually makes sense
Instead of another toy that ends up under the sofa, this edible dog card gives you a birthday moment and a snack all in one.
It’s ideal for:
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Dogs who approach meals with extreme dedication
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Birthday celebrations for food-obsessed pups
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Funny gifts for dog lovers
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Owners who know their dog is not a “gentle eater”
Why this works as a dog birthday gift
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Fully edible dog birthday card
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A funny and unique birthday treat for dogs
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Perfect for dogs who love food (a lot)
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Designed for birthday photos before snack time
If you're looking for a different kind of dog birthday gift — something memorable, edible and slightly ridiculous — Slobbernaut fits the bill perfectly.
Because some dogs don’t just eat.
They commit.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
So Proud of You - Dog Gift Card (Bacon)
Regular price £5.00🌟 Whether they’ve mastered “leave it,” survived their first vet visit, or just been generally brilliant — this card is how you say, “Well done, legend.”
Perfect for proud dog mums, cheerleading pet parents and anyone who believes in celebrating the little wins. This edible dog card makes an ideal gift for graduations (from obedience school or otherwise), birthdays, or Tuesday triumphs. 🐾🥇
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

Taurus dog personalised zodiac wall print
Regular price £16.00Taurus Dog Zodiac Wall Print (April 20 – May 20)
If your dog was born between April 20 and May 20, this Taurus zodiac print gives you a very valid excuse to add more dog-related decor to your home.
Personalised with your dog’s name, this design turns a star sign into something uniquely theirs — part gift, part statement piece, part “yes, I am absolutely this obsessed with my dog”.
It’s ideal when you want to buy something that feels personal without going down the predictable pet present route.
Great for gifting to:
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Dog owners celebrating birthdays or gotcha days
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Friends who love astrology and dogs in equal measure
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Pet parents who enjoy custom home decor
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People who don’t need another mug but definitely need this
Designed to work nicely in living rooms, bedrooms, offices and dog-friendly spaces without overwhelming the room.
Part of Scoff Paper’s Doggy Zodiac range — personalised star sign prints created for people who fully accept that dogs deserve custom artwork.
Add your dog’s name, select Taurus, and we’ll personalise it for you.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.

Thank You Dog Wall Art Print
Regular price £14.00“Thanks For Being You.”
Sometimes the simplest words mean the most — especially when they come with muddy paws and unconditional loyalty.
This dog-inspired wall art print is a subtle tribute to the people who give their whole heart to their dogs. It’s warm without being over-the-top, making it a thoughtful gift for someone who deserves a little recognition.
Ideal as:
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A thank you gift for a dog lover
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An appreciation gift for a dog mum or dog dad
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A birthday present for a devoted dog owner
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A meaningful addition to a dog-themed gift
Unlike novelty dog décor, this piece feels personal and sincere. It suits modern homes while still carrying genuine sentiment — perfect for living rooms, bedrooms, offices or a cosy dog corner.
Whether it’s from a partner, a friend or even “from the dog,” this print quietly says what every loyal dog owner deserves to hear.
Because being a dog person isn’t just about ownership. It’s about heart.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.
Thanks for Being You - Dog Gift Card (Bacon)
Regular price £5.00🙌 This one’s for the dog who doesn’t judge your binge-watching habits, always greets you like a celebrity, and snores like a freight train. “Thanks for being you” is the ultimate edible appreciation note.
Perfect for birthdays, Gotcha Days, or random acts of gratitude, this card is for anyone who thinks their dog deserves a medal (and a munch). A top pick for people shopping for dog thank-you gifts with a side of silliness.
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes a Scoff Paper card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
-
🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
-
💧 A splash of water
-
🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
-
🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
-
🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
-
🌱 100% vegan-friendly
-
🚫 Gluten-free
-
🚫 Grain-free
-
🚫 Wheat-free
-
🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.
📦 UK Deliveries
All Scoff Paper website orders are shipped with Royal Mail.
⏱️ We aim to get your order to you within 3–5 working days, but please note delays may occur during busy times such as Christmas.
📅 Please note: We only process orders Monday to Friday.
🐕 Every Scoff Paper card is proudly made in the UK and carefully packaged before posting, so it reaches you fresh and ready for your four-legged friend to enjoy.




































