Sometimes a dog photo needs a caption that is almost as ridiculous as the dog. These are our own playful wording ideas, ready to adapt for your household. No famous philosopher is being blamed for them.

For the snack enthusiast

“All I wanted was everything you were eating.”
“Head of crumbs and unexpected sandwiches.”
“Will work for food. Will also do nothing for food.”

For the sofa supervisor

“Your seat looked lonely.”
“Currently testing every cushion.”
“Personal space is a rumour started by humans.”

For the birthday dog

“Another year older. Still the favourite.”
“Birthday wishes accepted. Snacks preferred.”
“The party ends when I say so. Or when I fall asleep.”

Make it sound like your dog

Add their nickname or a habit everyone recognises. A short, specific line usually lands better than a long list of generic compliments. You know exactly which chair they consider theirs.

Put the joke on a card they can eat

Choose from our funny edible dog cards. If you want to add your own line, use an dog-friendly edible ink pen, sold separately with single cards. The card is for scoffing; the pen is not.