You’re throwing a party, baking the treats, and lighting a candle your dog will 100% try to eat — but what do you writein their birthday card?

Whether you’re marking your pup’s first birthday or celebrating their 13th trip around the park, we’ve got you covered with ideas that range from sweet to sarcastic.

🎉 Funny Birthday Messages for Dogs

• “You're another year older and still haven’t caught your tail.”

• “Happy Birthday! You’re the only one I’ll let lick my face.”

• “You're the reason we have no clean socks and we wouldn’t have it any other way.”

🐾 Cute and Heartfelt Dog Birthday Wishes

• “Thank you for being the reason our home is always full of love (and fur).”

• “Every day with you is a gift. Today, we celebrate yours.”

• “You’ve chewed through shoes, furniture and bank balances — but we adore you.”

🦴 Make It Extra Special with an Edible Dog Card
Looking to give your dog a card they’ll actually appreciate? Try an edible birthday card made just for dogs — like this one. They’re tasty, safe, and make for great Instagram content (no judgement).