Some Christmas cards spend January in a drawer. These have rather different plans. Our four new edible Christmas cards for dogs are here, with cheeky greetings for the furry family member who thinks every present should be a snack.
They’re proper Christmas greetings made for dogs to eat. You get the festive moment; your dog gets the final word. Or the final mouthful, which is probably more their thing.
Get Your Teeth Into It
Get Your Teeth Into It says exactly what it means: a Christmas card you can really get your teeth into. Literally. It’s edible. This chicken-flavoured design is for the dog who sees a card and immediately wonders whether lunch has arrived.
Don’t like it? Eat it.
We’ve taken the pressure out of choosing the perfect greeting. Don’t like it? Eat it. is chicken-flavoured too, with a message for the dog who prefers eating their post to displaying it. We won’t demand a thank-you note.
Christmas: No Rules
“It’s Christmas. Eat this card. There are no rules anymore.” Our bacon-flavoured No Rules design captures that slightly ridiculous festive feeling. There are still some sensible rules, though: the card is the treat, and the envelope and packaging stay with the human.
Please Don’t Keep This
The fourth new greeting is bacon-flavoured and wonderfully direct: “Please don’t keep this Christmas card. Eat it.” A good choice for anyone who wants a festive card with a very short life on the mantelpiece.
Which one belongs to your dog?
Choose the joke that sounds most like them, then check the flavour and product details before ordering. Each of these designs includes one edible card; an edible ink pen is sold separately if you’d like to add your own message.
Take your photo before the scoffing starts. Christmas memories are lovely. Asking your dog to leave their card untouched for the photo is ambitious.
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