Birthdays aren’t just for humans anymore – not when your dog is basically your child, best friend, emotional support buddy, and part-time sock thief.

Here in the UK, we’ll celebrate just about anything with a brew and a biscuit – and now, your dog can too.

When their big day rolls around, of course you want to write them a birthday card.
And if you’re doing that… why not make it one they can eat?

🎂 Yep. Scoff Paper makes edible birthday cards for dogs.
They’re tasty, dog-safe, and they double up as a gift and a laugh – what more could you want?

But before the scoffing comes the sentiment. Not sure what to write in your dog’s card? Whether you're feeling mushy, silly, or somewhere in between, we’ve got you covered with these heartfelt (and a little ridiculous) message ideas.

🐶 1. "To the bestest boy/girl in the whole wide world – Happy Birthday! You're not just a pet, you're family. And you still owe me one pair of slippers."

🐾 2. "You came into my life with muddy paws and a wagging tail – and now I can't imagine life without you. Happy Birthday, my furry soulmate."

🦴 3. "Here's to belly rubs, muddy walks, and barking at absolutely nothing. Hope your birthday is full of all your favourite things (including treats)."

🎉 4. "You're not spoiled. You're just... appropriately celebrated. Especially today. Happy Birthday, you glorious little floof."

🐕 5. "Every time you tilt your head or wag your tail, you steal my heart all over again. Here's to another year of unconditional love (and hoovering up fur)."

💌 Planning to give your dog a card?

Make it one they can actually eat.
Scoff Paper’s edible dog birthday cards are made from potato, flavoured with natural chicken, bacon, cheese or peanut butter flavours and and coloured with dog-safe ink. No waste, no guilt – just pure joy (and a lot of drool).

🎈 6. "You might not understand the words – but I know you feel the love. Happy Birthday to my best mate."

🧀 7. "You're the cheese to my toast. The peanut butter to my Scoff Paper card. The one who makes me laugh even when I'm cleaning up after you."

🐾 8. "A whole year older and still refusing to come when I call. Some things never change. Happy Birthday, you stubborn little legend."

🎂 9. "If I could give you the world, I would. But I know you'd prefer a sausage. So here's a sausage. And a card. And a cuddle."

🐶 10. "Every day with you is a gift. But today? Today is YOUR day. Enjoy it, my wonderful, four-legged weirdo."

🎁 Want to Make Their Birthday Extra Special?

Treat them to a card they’ll rip open with joy – and then eat.
Our edible dog birthday cards are tasty, totally safe, and guaranteed to impress even the fussiest floofs.

🛒 Shop all birthday cards now →

Need more dog birthday inspo?

Check out:
🎉 10 hilarious dog birthday ideas that’ll make you look unhinged (in a good way)