If you didn’t already know, one human year is the equivalent to seven doggy years.
So when you think your pooch is a playful and sprightly two year old, they are actually a moody teenager.
When they're three, you can give them the key to the door (don't actually do that).
When they're 5, they'll be in their mid 30s and probably wanting to take out a gym membership... Or just a run around the park might do.
When they're 7... They're actually 49 and probably well into some kind of doggy midlife crisis where they want a complete lifestyle change... maybe they start acting like a cat all of a sudden?
Whatever their age, always remember to times it by seven... It could make their crazy dog actions make a lot more sense.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
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We all know that there can be times where our precious pooches drive us clean round the bend.
Weirdly, when a human does your head in, they're just annoying... But when a dog does it... It's kind of endearing and pretty much makes you love them even more.
So to celebrate the general madness that is loving a dog, we made this You're Bacon Me Crazy edible.
This card is bacon flavoured - obviously.
What is in a Scoff Paper card?
INGREDIENTS
Potatoes
Water
Colourings (Vegan)
Natural flavourings (Vegan)
Olive oil
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Vegan friendly
Gluten free
Grain free
Wheat free
Rawhide free
Delivery
We aim to get your order to you within 3 -5 working days but delays may occur at busy times. All orders are shipped by Royal Mail.